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All my friends are derpadews and cucks.
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2016-12-04 at 5:37 PM UTC
LAst night was gay as fuck, hanging out with derpadews and cucks. Legit real life THAT FEEL WHEN NO GF WHY CANT I FIND A GIRLFRIEND type people.
I was thinking we could pick up some brews, get a za' and smoke some weed, chill, watch a movie.
Instead they just want to eat cereal, talk about that feel when no GF, final fantasy and drugs are bad mmk. I keep saying lets
go for a walk get some brews. Nobody wants to walk to get brews. Eventually by 11pm everyone is bored so they go for a walk to random childrens playground at a school on a cold december night and just stand there for a few minutes and go to another one, completely avoiding the bars, stores, liquor store saying "You can go there if you want". By the time I broke off from the herd everything was closed except the bar so I went in and got some food and brews and then they phoned me and said where you at and I said the bar.
Derpadews and cucks man. Completely ruined my night.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-04 at 5:47 PM UTCwhat chickens
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2016-12-04 at 5:54 PM UTCiktf friend
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2016-12-04 at 6:07 PM UTChaha, yeah I kinda had a night similar, except no derpadews or cucks, just a slampig.
I talked to some girl online and called her up and asked her if she wanted to come cuddle up with a bottle of wine with me, and she kinda avoided the question, we spoke for a little bit more. And I said later.. she just didnt seem interested. she text me later saying I caught her off guard by calling her, and i was like "mmmmmmk"
I ent up going to my neighborhood bar and had a couple lonestars and a jagermeister and watched "jack" with robin williams with some of the dudes there and bullshitted for a while and left. When I got home that girl text me asking if I wanted to go meet up for drinks and I was like "psshhhh yeah if you buy me the drinks, I asked you to hang earlier and you didn't seem interested so I just got back from getting drinks"
She asked what I wanted to drink and she will bring it over to my place, and I said "Well I want some jack daniels but liquor stores are already closed so bring some shiners over" and she did
she was acting all weird and nervous and was telling me she is having a hard time reading me. She talks about how she's an elementary school teacher, and I start telling her she's a basic bitch and is fatter in real life than in her pictures. I fuck her face and fuck her pussy. She says "omg you feel so good, i want you to be in me forever, doug!" and I'm just thinking... uh thats kinda weird..
I end up falling asleep and so does she and I wake up at seven in the morning with her kissing my back , and I tell her I have to go to work (implying she needs to leave) and she's like "can I just stay in bed while you get ready and leave with you?"
and I say "uh I like to get ready for work alone..." and so she leaves, thank god.
she was a total slampig but she loved getting face fucked. oh well... -
2016-12-04 at 6:56 PM UTCMy friend keeps trying to meet girls online and fails every time. I think he's a fucking retard looking for a "serious relationship" on tinder. It's dumb.
Only sluts go on online dating lol. -
2016-12-04 at 7:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump My friend keeps trying to meet girls online and fails every time. I think he's a fucking retard looking for a "serious relationship" on tinder. It's dumb.
Only sluts go on online dating lol.
haha, that is pretty funny, even when girls on dating sites say they want a serious relationship and they aren't whores, you just know they are lying.
