If I took my job seriously I could do it in about an hour a day

1. 2019-05-03 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by A College Professor *steps forward*
   " I'll do it. The name's Brookes. "

   
   The name's FIST. let me introduce you to your whole.
2. 2019-05-04 at 9:58 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Most of my day is spent typing bullshit, daydreaming, and saving work so I have something to do the next day.

   
   What is this job you have?
3. 2019-05-05 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #23
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmQ The name's FIST. let me introduce you to your whole.

   
   I'd love to see him get knocked
4. 2019-05-05 at 12:32 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I have convinced myself more than once in my life that the entire reason I was being paid was to get glimpses of girls asses and get cute girls to yell at me and boss me around MOMMY
5. 2019-05-05 at 1:41 PM UTC

   #25
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   mmq is the type of nigga to go to a joe rogan comedy show and be doubled up laughing the whole time
6. 2019-05-06 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Admin What is this job you have?

   
   DEA agent.
7. 2019-05-08 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #27
   WellHung Black Hole
   This Thread sucks.
8. 2019-05-08 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #28
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It's always been 7 days, goes back to Babylonian times, no one knows why

   
   not many numbers that could divide 365 nicely.
9. 2019-05-08 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #29
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not many numbers that could divide 365 nicely.

   
   365 and 1 and 5 work pretty good.
10. 2019-05-08 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Tomorrow I have to start work on an ICT strategy, knowing they have no interest in doing anything at all.
11. 2019-05-08 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Pics of your job.
    No offense but in all the time I have known you (which is a long ass time) you have never had a job.
    Have they actually paid you yet?
    Are you selling magazines?
12. 2019-05-08 at 6:48 PM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III mmq is the type of nigga to go to a joe rogan comedy show and be doubled up laughing the whole time

    
    I think I've watched 5 minutes of one of his podcasts. I'd clearly be at the Dane Cook / Jeff Dunham show .
13. 2019-05-08 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Pics of your job.
    No offense but in all the time I have known you (which is a long ass time) you have never had a job.
    Have they actually paid you yet?
    Are you selling magazines?

    
    Yeah I got paid.
    
    I had a job in 2015.
14. 2019-05-09 at 8:12 AM UTC

    #34
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 365 and 1 and 5 work pretty good.

    
    working for 3/5th of a week sounds lazy and unproductive.
    
    unless your a 3/5th of a man,