Official list of sad, lonely desperate men

1. 2019-05-08 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   1. Mattchew
   2. Jigaboo
   3. Your mother
   
   Also old
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
2. 2019-05-08 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #2
   ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
   ^DAF.
3. 2019-05-08 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #3
   Thotgirl African Astronaut
   Almost every man who paid me.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
4. 2019-05-08 at 5:26 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Thotgirl Almost every man who paid me.

   
   Have you ever had anyone fuck and run? Dick and dive? Root it and boot it?
5. 2019-05-08 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #5
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Mmmm
6. 2019-05-08 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #6
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Have you ever had anyone fuck and run? Dick and dive? Root it and boot it?

   
   Most of the time no i always demand payment or a down payment upfront. I mostly do dates and i charge for time bc ive gotten flakes. Like a possible sugar daddy would send me to a bar and flake out last minute. So i always charge anywhere 50 to 75 percent upfront atleast so my time is not wasted.
7. 2019-05-08 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Thotgirl Almost every man who paid me.

   
   depends on what you look like
8. 2019-05-08 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo 1. Mattchew
   2. Jigaboo
   3. Your mother
   
   Also old

   
   Will someone please help me, take pity on my lost lonely soul, send me a naked pic (not you Bill Krozby)
9. 2019-05-08 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   oh, how pitiful, you are... Jiggy!
10. 2019-05-08 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I know...a breast a buttock...is it too much to ask to bring a little joy to my sad lonely life...
11. 2019-05-08 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #11
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Thotgirl Most of the time no i always demand payment or a down payment upfront. I mostly do dates and i charge for time bc ive gotten flakes. Like a possible sugar daddy would send me to a bar and flake out last minute. So i always charge anywhere 50 to 75 percent upfront atleast so my time is not wasted.

    
    do you offer money back guarantee ?
12. 2019-05-08 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty oh, how pitiful, you are… Jiggy!

    
    How do you fail at punctuation so badly?
13. 2019-05-08 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you offer money back guarantee ?

    
    You can have your jizz back in a little convenient baggy.
14. 2019-05-08 at 5:50 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Add me to your list asshole
15. 2019-05-08 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo How do you fail at punctuation so badly?

    
    Erm, cuz I don't fuq'n try. duh... get yer Osio-ass tfoh
16. 2019-05-08 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #16
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Thotgirl Almost every man who paid me.

    
    lol... at least that list excludes me
17. 2019-05-08 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Don't worry Sudo, maybe in your next life you'll be white.
18. 2019-05-08 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Calling a woman crazy is like callin a priest a pedophile
    
    Ther probably are
19. 2019-05-08 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Cray,cray... is the way,way... or, so I've heard.
20. 2019-05-08 at 6 PM UTC

    #20
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can have your jizz back in a little convenient baggy.

    
    im more concerned with my inability to jizz.