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  1. #21
    im generally not interested in pointless flings, but fuck this im not going through all this dating app shit to get lucky right quick with a nasty mal tier hoe. Ill get a korean tug, sug, and rug off new backpage and call it a victory lap. Then i can go do the rest of life
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When I had a strong sex drive I once met this girl on an app. I dont remember the app but I fuxking drove like 15 miles into the country and stopped at the closest gas station to buy condoms and I got there and it was literally a 400 pound girl with a moustache and

    I did go in. I was already there. I went in and she was like wanna shower? And I said ok. So we got naked and showered and then I knew this was retarded so i told her i have to move my car and i just left.
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  3. #23
    seems rational to me, you probably would have gotten chlamydia or some shit anyways. plus i imagine that wherever this took place probably smells like spilled beer and stale cigarette smoke and is probably nasty af anyways
  4. #24
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Ive definitely fucked a lot with 80% or less of an erection while under the influence of drugs. Like actually pool noodled it for like hours mostly because of improper mixtures of both uppers and downers too much of one not enough of the other.

    I'm lucky that my dick gets hard from even girl smelling soap now from all the institutionalizing I've done
  5. #25
    Originally posted by mmQ Uhh I jack off like twice a day so sorry your fantasy wont work

    Could this be the issue? Pulling your Pud too much to specific fantasies. So that normal girls don’t do it for you anymore?
  6. #26
    Originally posted by DietYellow im generally not interested in pointless flings, but fuck this im not going through all this dating app shit to get lucky right quick with a nasty mal tier hoe. Ill get a korean tug, sug, and rug off new backpage and call it a victory lap. Then i can go do the rest of life

    Love you too, boo!
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -mal- Could this be the issue? Pulling your Pud too much to specific fantasies. So that normal girls don’t do it for you anymore?

    Seriously ? No. Get real MAL.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by mmQ Seriously ? No. Get real MAL.

    *gets real*
  9. #29
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Do a search on online pharmacys that are reputable and have decent prices. Find forums for body builders and shit. They know a lot about steroids and where to get them and how much they cost, etc. There are also RCS available that stimulate your own body to make more Testosterone, seemingly without so much risk too, from what I recall reading, and what Malice had posted.

    I found out so much and did research trying to help my lazy as fuck ex get off his ass, and stop bein so depressed, as he claimed he was, which he probably was to an extent... but he's still a lazy piece of shit asshole. He still didn't do shit but play games all day when he used the Testosterone. He claimed that the Testosterone helped with like 90% of his T-PAIN withdrawal when he used it once while going through that.

    All I can say though is that there was a marked difference in his behavior, and attitude once he used it.

    Anyway... I would definitely do more research on it (look, I'm not Malice, I don't have sources on research papers to cite, or sources to purchase from to give, it was years ago when I ordeed the shit). Trying the RC that helps your body make Testosterone may be a wise choice to try first before actual steroids, but read and check out forums for that kinda shit and find out. I think that would help you a lot.
  10. #30
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Have you considered that you might be gay now? You’ve got to buy a pool table and invite your most handsome male friend over to share a bottle. That’s how you find out if you’re gay now.
  11. #31
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    A bunch of things can affect hormone levels. If youre drinking...obv whiskey dick. If youre doing speed, thats a surefire recipe for limp dick.

    Hydro is right, though. I havent had sex in like 7 years now. Opiates just take all desire away. If the opportunity wouldve presented itself, its not like i wouldnt have done it. But i just dont obsess over it or anything. Mostly i miss making a girl cum and all the cute shit their faces do. i dont even jack off anymore. And i noticed when i dont for a few weeks, i get weirdly aggressive. Thats when I start hitting up Tinder and craigslist and spittin game like Ol Daddy Big Dick. Testosterone could definitely be a factor. My hair was even falling out for a while, which is apparently a sign of low T. Panny said the same shit.

    Im curious to get prescribed Test and thyroid stuff, but if it brings my sex drive back again itll probably drive me crazy.
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  12. #32
    Originally posted by CASPER A bunch of things can affect hormone levels. If youre drinking…obv whiskey dick. If youre doing speed, thats a surefire recipe for limp dick.

    Hydro is right, though. I havent had sex in like 7 years now. Opiates just take all desire away. If the opportunity wouldve presented itself, its not like i wouldnt have done it. But i just dont obsess over it or anything. Mostly i miss making a girl cum and all the cute shit their faces do. i dont even jack off anymore. And i noticed when i dont for a few weeks, i get weirdly aggressive. Thats when I start hitting up Tinder and craigslist and spittin game like Ol Daddy Big Dick. Testosterone could definitely be a factor. My hair was even falling out for a while, which is apparently a sign of low T. Panny said the same shit.

    Im curious to get prescribed Test and thyroid stuff, but if it brings my sex drive back again itll probably drive me crazy.

    Man. It’s great to be a girl. I’ve yet to see a guy that makes a good looking face when they cum.
  13. #33
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -mal- Man. It’s great to be a girl. I’ve yet to see a guy that makes a good looking face when they cum.

    My baby mama said she liked my face when I would nut but that's likely because she's an evil whore who gets off on control. When I'd cum on her face she'd try to get it on mine and I'd be like "haha bitch I'm dirty from Way back idgaf"

    The point of this story is I need a picture of mmqs face mid orgasm. I feel like I may have already seen it
  14. #34
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Mmmmm
  15. #35
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Do a search on online pharmacys that are reputable and have decent prices. Find forums for body builders and shit. They know a lot about steroids and where to get them and how much they cost, etc. There are also RCS available that stimulate your own body to make more Testosterone, seemingly without so much risk too, from what I recall reading, and what Malice had posted.

    I found out so much and did research trying to help my lazy as fuck ex get off his ass, and stop bein so depressed, as he claimed he was, which he probably was to an extent… but he's still a lazy piece of shit asshole. He still didn't do shit but play games all day when he used the Testosterone. He claimed that the Testosterone helped with like 90% of his T-PAIN withdrawal when he used it once while going through that.

    All I can say though is that there was a marked difference in his behavior, and attitude once he used it.

    Anyway… I would definitely do more research on it (look, I'm not Malice, I don't have sources on research papers to cite, or sources to purchase from to give, it was years ago when I ordeed the shit). Trying the RC that helps your body make Testosterone may be a wise choice to try first before actual steroids, but read and check out forums for that kinda shit and find out. I think that would help you a lot.

    Oh my god you fucking junkie get real
  16. #36
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by DietYellow Oh my god you fucking junkie get real

    What the fuck is your problem, dude?
  17. #37
    DRUGSDRUGSDRUGSDRUGSDRUGSDRUGSDRUGSRDRUGS

    Thats all there is that's all we need.


    Which is only like, 30% true
  18. #38
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Drugs aren't all that we need, however they do have a track record of helping cure, fix, and improve the quality of life for numerous issues.

    If mq went to a doctor, I'm sure a fair number of them would first think low Testosterone first off. Some may try to push a shitty SSRI though, but any doctor worth his salt should check his testosterone levels first.

    There is testosterone itself, however there are certain drugs which stimulate the body to produce testosterone. Using testosterone can come with its own risks and side effects, which is why I suggested trying something that stimulated production, as that may be a safer route. Either way, there isn't much one can do other than using the hormone, or drug that stimulates production. I imagine there are herbs and such which might work, but I do not know enough on that to begin giving suggestions there.

    His best bet is to get his testosterone checked. Then go from there, and do research on the best course of action if I am correct on the imbalance he has.
  19. #39
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I think he's a driven, riveting individual. Sometimes I look at his pic on facebook and get stuck with the hugest man crush euphoria.
  20. #40
    yeah, go get a blood test mq or something.
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