I went out drinking last night.

1. 2019-05-07 at 5:30 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Got real stoned and ordered a full rack of ribs, a pound of hot chicken wings, and onion rings and 3 beers from TJ Chumps..
   I ate it all.
   Then I went to Dairy Queen and had a New York Strawberry Cheesecake Smoothie.
   Now my gf is really upset I was drinking.
   I think she is mad she had to work all day while I was out high as fuck chowing down on deliciousness.
   In all seriousness though, I am not drinking for any reason no more.
   Just not a good idea.
   Im puking from over eating and letting myself dehydrate.
   Getting baked now.
   Need to order some new shoes for work.
   Any suggestions?
   
   
   
2. 2019-05-07 at 5:58 AM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Lets celebrate your sobriety. Ill buy you a bottle.
3. 2019-05-07 at 1:05 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   1 lb of chicken wings...so 1/2 ounce of actual meat.
4. 2019-05-07 at 1:27 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 1 lb of chicken wings…so 1/2 ounce of actual meat.

   
   Chicken wings are the biggest rip-off.
5. 2019-05-07 at 1:33 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung Chicken wings are the biggest rip-off.

   
   Yup...formely trash that was thrown away until some bright spark had a brilliant marketing idea; "Hey if we cover these in hotsauce and market them to idiots will make a fortune!"
   
   Similar to the concept of bottled water..."lets sell water for $1 a bottle!" .."eh!? who the fuck is going to buy water when it's free out the faucet?"..."Idiots will!"
6. 2019-05-07 at 1:36 PM UTC

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   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Got real stoned and ordered a full rack of ribs, a pound of hot chicken wings, and onion rings and 3 beers from TJ Chumps..
   I ate it all.
   Then I went to Dairy Queen and had a New York Strawberry Cheesecake Smoothie.
   Now my gf is really upset I was drinking.
   I think she is mad she had to work all day while I was out high as fuck chowing down on deliciousness.
   In all seriousness though, I am not drinking for any reason no more.
   Just not a good idea.
   Im puking from over eating and letting myself dehydrate.
   Getting baked now.
   Need to order some new shoes for work.
   Any suggestions?
   
   
   

   
   You couldve bought your gf some dinner and be out if an angry situation.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Ghost
7. 2019-05-07 at 1:41 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Is that 80$ or 85$??
8. 2019-05-07 at 1:44 PM UTC

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   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   blowjobs are pretty cheap in restaurants these days j/s
9. 2019-05-07 at 2:53 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Did you just dox yourself, Andrew?
10. 2019-05-07 at 3:03 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Thotgirl You couldve bought your gf some dinner and be out if an angry situation.

    
    this. Fonaplats treats his women like shit and has a trash life but comes on here talking about turning his life around and talking shit about mine?
    
    fuck fonaplats andrew steel more like andrew fukken rust nigga
11. 2019-05-07 at 3:24 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost this. Fonaplats treats his women like shit and has a trash life but comes on here talking about turning his life around and talking shit about mine?
    
    fuck fonaplats andrew steel more like andrew fukken rust nigga

    
    Still, he's eating a rack of ribs while you're on raman noodles...
12. 2019-05-07 at 3:28 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Lol I only buy ramen noodles because my girlfriend likes to eat them with egg. I'm not a fat American that eats meat for every meal I go to the local deli and buy cheese buns and a smoked turkey salad.
13. 2019-05-07 at 3:31 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Lol I only buy ramen noodles because my girlfriend likes to eat them with egg. I'm not a fat American that eats meat for every meal I go to the local deli and buy cheese buns and a smoked turkey salad.

    
    Does HTS know you have a girlfriend?
14. 2019-05-07 at 3:35 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    That's my future wife you're talking about pal!
15. 2019-05-07 at 3:37 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Lol I only buy ramen noodles because my girlfriend likes to eat them with egg. I'm not a fat American that eats meat for every meal I go to the local deli and buy cheese buns and a smoked turkey salad.

    
    You do realize Smoked turkey is meat...right?
16. 2019-05-07 at 3:39 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    yeah but it was mostly salad. I'm not some fat American that goes out and gets a pound of ribs and a hamburger and then also goes to dairy queen.
17. 2019-05-07 at 3:57 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I am impressed FONAPLATS
18. 2019-05-07 at 3:57 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I'm not some fat American that goes out and gets a pound of ribs and a hamburger and then also goes to dairy queen.

    
    You have them delivered?