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  1. #1
    Samurai's were expected to die or kill themselves if they failed. As a result they had super human abilities. The more you die the stronger you get. Killing other people makes you stronger.
  2. #2
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    fuck bushido. fund the research on cryogenics and wait 4 mind uploading
  3. #3
    jus fug it
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Once upon a time a great Samurai warrior sought out a Zen master to learn from him the secrets of heaven and hell. After a long journey the Samurai came to a temple and there was sat a Zen master. The Samurai approached the Zen master and told him: I want to know the secrets of heaven and hell. To which the Zen master replied: Ha! You? You're a warrior, a brute! How could you possibly learn of these things? Enraged the Samurai drew his sword and as he was about to strike the Zen master down for offending him so the Zen master calmly said: This is hell... Astonished by this wisdom from the Zen master the Samurai felt ashamed, sheathed his blade and bowed his head in apology. To which the Zen master calmly said: And this is Heaven...
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