Last night I had a dream that I bought a bunch of condoms from the place I frequently bought booze from...

1. 2019-05-07 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ...and in the dream i was like "why did i have to get these 3 boxes of condoms from here of all places"
2. 2019-05-07 at 2:39 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   shoulda bought 3 40s instead