If there was a vending machine right on your porch with anything you wanted...

1. 2019-05-06 at 11:17 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   You you ever buy from it, or just go to the store?
2. 2019-05-07 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   That depends, can it suck my dick?
3. 2019-05-07 at 12:19 AM UTC

   #3
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   WTF? If it's out my front door, on my porch; it's mine so, NO! Where do you live?
4. 2019-05-07 at 1 AM UTC

   #4
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya its called Amazon Prime.
   I get stuff off my porch everyday.
5. 2019-05-07 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #5
   RestStop Space Nigga
   What's the price for a gram of meth in this magical vending machine?
6. 2019-05-07 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   If I had a machine that was loaded with vape carts, I wouldn’t have to go out and find it.
   
   Vending machines for alllllllll!