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update on my homeless adventures

  1. #61
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian You entertain me, like a court jester.

    NOW GET ME THAT FUCKING SANDWICH REEK!!!



    And that's how you want to get with me, is that is?

    Touch my face
    Look me in the eyes
    Tell me that you have modeled for jc penney
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  2. #62
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
  3. #63
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    LOL, I told my friend about you assholes. He wants to post on here to "straighten your asses out".

    He says you fucks should be worried that he's taking advantage of me, rather than me taking advantage of him. He thinks most of you are just spoiled yuppie fucks.
  4. #64
    Ghost Black Hole
    You should post nude selfies
  5. #65
    Originally posted by hydromorphone LOL, I told my friend about you assholes. He wants to post on here to "straighten your asses out".

    He says you fucks should be worried that he's taking advantage of me, rather than me taking advantage of him. He thinks most of you are just spoiled yuppie fucks.

    I expect everyone who isn't homeless is a yuppie to a homeless person.
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  6. #66
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I expect everyone who isn't homeless is a yuppie to a homeless person.

    Sort of, they tend to become sociopathic due to stress, mostly lack of sleep. So they view everyone around them as prey.
  7. #67
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Sort of, they tend to become sociopathic due to stress, mostly lack of sleep. So they view everyone around them as prey.

    Does your anecdotal evidence start and end with one person?
  8. #68
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Sort of, they tend to become sociopathic due to stress, mostly lack of sleep. So they view everyone around them as prey.

    Prey for panhandling...
  9. #69
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Prey for panhandling…

    Not just that. I've met homeless meth smokers that would find gay dudes wandering around parks, beat them unconscious and take all their stuff. You would be surprised, some of these tweaker fucks don't look like much, but they'll fuck someone up. We have laws against 'aggressive panhandling' here.

    I know this homeless gay half black dude with AIDS that smokes a ton of meth. He can be rather coy at times, but he's put people in the hospital a few times.
  10. #70
    Ghost Black Hole
    lol robbing people in parks thats the tek life
  11. #71
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Not just that. I've met homeless meth smokers that would find gay dudes wandering around parks, beat them unconscious and take all their stuff. You would be surprised, some of these tweaker fucks don't look like much, but they'll fuck someone up. We have laws against 'aggressive panhandling' here.

    I know this homeless gay half black dude with AIDS that smokes a ton of meth. He can be rather coy at times, but he's put people in the hospital a few times.

    Have you ever considered hanging out with better people? Gay germans, gay tweakers, gay homeless methheads...there is a running theme here...
  12. #72
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you ever considered hanging out with better people? Gay germans, gay tweakers, gay homeless methheads…there is a running theme here…
    I've never met a gay German. That would probably scare me. Although around here everyone, including the mexicans, are part German. Who knows

    EDIT: wait, better people? Have you ever been to my city lol
  13. #73
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers EDIT: wait, better people? Have you ever been to my city lol

    One city is much the same as the next. Take it from an international world traveler who has pooped on 5 continents and had sexual relations on 4.
  14. #74
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One city is much the same as the next. Take it from an international world traveler who has pooped on 5 continents and had sexual relations on 4.
    They have their similarities. But this is military city USA, there is no other city like this one. You'd have to come here to understand. The military's job isn't really fighting wars, it's mind fucking people. They have to make sure everyone here is extra gay and irrational. And doing meth.
  15. #75
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers They have their similarities. But this is military city USA, there is no other city like this one. You'd have to come here to understand. The military's job isn't really fighting wars, it's mind fucking people. They have to make sure everyone here is extra gay and irrational. And doing meth.

    Sounds like a fucking cockfest.
  16. #76
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like a fucking cockfest.

    Well, I don't know. There is a lot of bulldyke lesbians wearing their hats backwards that carry tasers and knives. But there is plenty of straight women. Actually, there is a lot of beautiful women of various types, but most tend to be overweight hispanic women. But they're usually quite horny.

    The military and CIA have a huge presence, and they use MKULTRA stuff on everyone to make everybody gay or bisexual and doing meth.
  17. #77
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by hydromorphone LOL, I told my friend about you assholes. He wants to post on here to "straighten your asses out".

    He says you fucks should be worried that he's taking advantage of me, rather than me taking advantage of him. He thinks most of you are just spoiled yuppie fucks.

    "We lost Nam cause of you gay fucks"
  18. #78
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mashlehash And that's how you want to get with me, is that is?

    Touch my face
    Look me in the eyes
    Tell me that you have modeled for jc penney

    Stfu Reek, you and arse lick try hard Sudo.

  19. #79
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone LOL, I told my friend about you assholes. He wants to post on here to "straighten your asses out".

    He says you fucks should be worried that he's taking advantage of me, rather than me taking advantage of him. He thinks most of you are just spoiled yuppie fucks.

    Lol would love to talk with him
  20. #80
    Yeah, she dont fuck me actually, she just make me do dope sometimes when i dont wanna
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