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I almost shot the apartment sprinkler inspectors

  1. 2019-05-03 at 1:11 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They probably think I'm some kind of terrorist or mobster now thanks to the opera music and the nature of the firearm involved, not to mention the exclamation of "I GOT A SPRINKLER YOU CAN INSPECT, MOTHERFUCKERS" before I finally woke up and remembered that they were coming today

    They really ought to fucking knock first though

    And what kind of God-forsaken time is 8:30 anyway?
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  2. 2019-05-03 at 1:13 PM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
  3. 2019-05-04 at 9:55 PM UTC
    #3
    Admin African Astronaut
    8:30am is fairly standard.
  4. 2019-05-05 at 2:28 AM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What gun do you have? Did you brandish it at them?
  5. 2019-05-05 at 2:31 AM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian What gun do you have? Did you brandish it at them?

    a water gun.
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  6. 2019-05-05 at 2:35 AM UTC
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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    How are you not in jail...
  7. 2019-05-05 at 2:42 AM UTC
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    Shrooms Houston
    So you're alive, listen to the same opera record at 6am on the dot, when I sleep on the floor, and always come to the conclusion that you're a very chancy old man
  8. 2019-05-05 at 2:47 AM UTC
    #8
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian What gun do you have? Did you brandish it at them?

    Yep. I don't remember anything up to standing in my living room pointing a rifle at them while they were freaking out and talking about the sprinkler inspection

    Then I "woke up" and remembered that was that day, told them to knock next time and put the gun away

    I had apparently left the handgun in the car that day so I grabbed the aug
  9. 2019-05-05 at 2:49 AM UTC
    #9
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick How are you not in jail…

    They came into my house without knocking, I could've shot them and I probably wouldn't have been charged



    Originally posted by Shrooms So you're alive, listen to the same opera record at 6am on the dot, when I sleep on the floor, and always come to the conclusion that you're a very chancy old man

    I sometimes listen to an opera playlist while I'm going to sleep. I had just gone to sleep thirty minutes prior to said event
  10. 2019-05-05 at 2:54 AM UTC
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    Shrooms Houston
    yeah they should have its common sense to knock before going into a house
  11. 2019-05-05 at 4:39 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    DId the gat have ribbles in her (brullets) ???
  12. 2019-05-05 at 4:40 AM UTC
    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    See this is why this website sucks now, you get an exciting thread like this, 2 shit replies, 1 or 2 ok ones, and thats it. Fuck this place
  13. 2019-05-05 at 4:48 AM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Yep. I don't remember anything up to standing in my living room pointing a rifle at them while they were freaking out and talking about the sprinkler inspection

    Then I "woke up" and remembered that was that day, told them to knock next time and put the gun away

    I had apparently left the handgun in the car that day so I grabbed the aug

    noooiiice.

    pix?
  14. 2019-05-05 at 5 AM UTC
    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Trying to see how good I can get with the back up sights before I try to decide what kind of optic I want to put on it

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  15. 2019-05-05 at 12:30 PM UTC
    #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    Murica folks
  16. 2019-05-05 at 8:23 PM UTC
    #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Trying to see how good I can get with the back up sights before I try to decide what kind of optic I want to put on it


    Owning that firearm will most likely cause you more trouble than good.
  17. 2019-05-05 at 8:28 PM UTC
    #17
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung Owning that firearm will most likely cause you more trouble than good.

    Yea, if he lived in the shithole called Illinois.
  18. 2019-05-05 at 8:55 PM UTC
    #18
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Trying to see how good I can get with the back up sights before I try to decide what kind of optic I want to put on it


    That's the same gun the Irish army uses
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  19. 2019-05-06 at 2:50 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Owning that firearm will most likely cause you more trouble than good.

    Yeah, that's been my experience with firearms so far, but this is the first time I've bought one just for sporting purposes instead of paranoia

    I've cut way back on drinking and I wouldn't dare try to off myself with a 5.56 so it should be better this time
  20. 2019-05-06 at 2:52 AM UTC
    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    WHY YOU THANK A POST INSULTING ME ALDERAAN

    I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
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