I had a dream last night that somebody was telling me I have a small dick.

1. 2019-05-04 at 10:38 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I forgot 97% of the details, i remeber that much. It actually got to me in the dream i started feeling afriad & dissapointed cause all along I thought I had slightly above averege or at least dead on averege dick until then. I might have have actually felt some relief when I woke up & found out it was a dream,
2. 2019-05-04 at 11 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   One time I had a dream thar my penis got cut off and I was holding it in my hand
3. 2019-05-05 at 7:21 AM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   u hav a micro-penis?