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uber drivers are such faggots

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I took one for the first time because it was raining cats and dogs, its such a scam. I put the address where I was at and this turkish asshole started going down the wrong side of the street so i held his weel at the red light and told him he's going the wrong way and he can go the right way if he shuts up for a second.

    the gont drops me off but is asking for a tip and I can pay him if i got the application. I realized later he meant "app" (i told him ive never done this before)

    the entire way he kept saying "is this the street" and I was like "no, I will let you know.." what a fuckhead and had the gall to ask me for a tip fuck him

    all i did was ask "adam" *polly not his real name* to drive me down the street since it was flooding and he had to act like an asshole.

    Should of asked him about the armenian genocide

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  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wonder what the individual members of system of a down are doing now. They're all independently talented, even the drummer is a comic book artist
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Turks are surprisingly awful.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Uber used not to allow tips, that plus not having to deal with people or with cash was kind of the whole benefit.

    You should be able to get an Uber and not have to interact with anyone in any way, just with the app.
  5. #5
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Buy a car.
  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm listening to scars on Broadway rn

    Best jroz

    Originally posted by Sudo I wonder what the individual members of system of a down are doing now. They're all independently talented, even the drummer is a comic book artist

    Listening to scars on Broadway rn. Sorry Darin Malakian and scars on Broadway. Just put out an album recently and it's pretty good since daron wrote most of the music and did all the arrangements in system.

    I'm glad he's still alive. The song/video for "lives" is obviously about the Armenian genocide too
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Should of asked him about the armenian genocide

    is there anyone else surprised that Bill Krozby knows this ?
  8. #8
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    First time I took an uber was in Nairobi, and it was nice not having to deal with the Kenyan cab drivers (who didn't even speak English half the time) or their constant shitty scams.
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    In the future, Utilize their most prominent competitor Lyft, instead... that's the best way you can get your revenge against Uber.đź‘Ť
  10. #10
    So the last time I went downtown I was catching an Uber around the corner from where I was at and I had to like run because it was an Uber pool and they only wait for so long. I get to the car and I don’t remember what he said to me but he said something snarky and I was like “idk I’m drunk you just have to take me where I’m going” and he got an attitude with me and told me I had to get out of his car because he cancelled the trip because I was too drunk. And I told him “fuck you you’ll have to remove me from this car I payed for this shit.” And he’s such a bitch boy he pretended to call the cops over from across the street. He couldn’t remove a little tiny girl from his car on his own because he knew he was being a bitch and assuming I was going to throw up in his car cuz I was drunk. And the only reason I left is cuz one of the cops started walking over. So I left and I walked down the street looking for someone to help because my phone was on 1 percent. This ass hole literally almost stranded a girl by herself and drunk on 6th street because he was worried about his car. Even tho it would charge me 250 dollars on the app if I threw up in the car. So I find these guys in a two seater and I’m so drunk I keep asking them to help me out with a ride and they keep telling me it’s a two seater. So I charge my phone while they eat their Indian food in the car. And I legit like cried in front of them and acted like a mess. I hate that Uber driver. I take soo many ubers and some of them are total dick wads.
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    they are generally weirdos. in my area they tend to be a mix of people who are clearly on meth (not like junkies but people who can keep their shit together a little bit), mexican ranchers, gay dudes, nerdy or eccentric guys who want to talk about computers/tech, and a couple 40 year old new age hippie women.

    one time me and my ex were spun out and taking a lyft to go get a bong, we chose the shared lyft and got this lyft with another couple who was probably also fucked up because they started talking to us and saying they were going to get beer and asking where we were going and stuff. we were chatting a bunch and shit and i think the normie driver was kinda weirded out.

    another time when i lived in hawaii i went to a rave with 4 or 5 people and some of them had a hotel room that we were all taking a cab back to to smoke weed and crash at after the party. we were all super fucked up and one guy wanted to pick up some more blow and he asked the cab driver to go stop at this one gas station (at like 4 am), he got out and met the dude and came back and then the cab driver drove us to the hotel lmao
  12. #12
    Lol my ex and I use to make friends with Uber couples too and they’d ask where we were going and would try to meet up with us but we never stayed anywhere for long.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by -mal- So the last time I went downtown I was catching an Uber around the corner from where I was at and I had to like run because it was an Uber pool and they only wait for so long. I get to the car and I don’t remember what he said to me but he said something snarky and I was like “idk I’m drunk you just have to take me where I’m going” and he got an attitude with me and told me I had to get out of his car because he cancelled the trip because I was too drunk. And I told him “fuck you you’ll have to remove me from this car I payed for this shit.” And he’s such a bitch boy he pretended to call the cops over from across the street. He couldn’t remove a little tiny girl from his car on his own because he knew he was being a bitch and assuming I was going to throw up in his car cuz I was drunk. And the only reason I left is cuz one of the cops started walking over. So I left and I walked down the street looking for someone to help because my phone was on 1 percent. This ass hole literally almost stranded a girl by herself and drunk on 6th street because he was worried about his car. Even tho it would charge me 250 dollars on the app if I threw up in the car. So I find these guys in a two seater and I’m so drunk I keep asking them to help me out with a ride and they keep telling me it’s a two seater. So I charge my phone while they eat their Indian food in the car. And I legit like cried in front of them and acted like a mess. I hate that Uber driver. I take soo many ubers and some of them are total dick wads.

    250 isnt enough to get me to clean up pukes.
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