We used to be bromos and get fucked up and play quake but things have changed and I just turn down my music for him when he text me ect.. but the other day it was like 8pm and he called me but i didn't pick up in time so i instinctually sent him a text to get him out of my hair, "sorry bud I'll turn it down" but he text me saying if I wanted to hang so I brought my weed over and something was different about him. His gym shorts were sagging showing his ass, fronting likes he's low-key. And I dunno he was basically hopping around his apartment while i was smoking weed and drinking his md20/20. I didn't have a pipe as I gave all mine away when I was on probation so I only had an apple and he said we could go smoke with the neighbors below us..
it like which neighbors.. and he said if we go there you can't use homophobic slurs.. which I don't use infront of people i dont know but maybe i did know these people.. idk..
He pulled down his gym shorts for some reason and I saw his tiny dick amasss a black cloud of courseness. And he was like "omg did I just show you my dick?" I wasn't phased because thats not something that excites me nor offends me, just kinda smelly looking.
He asked me if id be down to dp this chicken with him and I was kinda reluctant but I was like yeah whatever, just to see what he could pull off, he had to use my phone and was looking through shit on my phone. I asked him if he's on something and he denied it. He got really frothy and did this whole meeting ajorned thing where he hit his hands on his computer chair like he's some kinda big wig/ fat cat...
and I was like okay bud later.. and left then the next day he text me something like "dahurrr i can see the store" and i was like what? and he was like lol wrong number then asked me if he passed out in his place and i was like I dont know man you told me to leave... and then he asked if I like game of thrones.. and i was like never seen it..
he just called me ten min ago asking what the show i suggested to him was. this was UW5
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
He's not my friend you retard he's my neighbor lol
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
We used to be bromos and get fucked up and play quake but things have changed and I just turn down my music for him when he text me ect.. but the other day it was like 8pm and he called me but i didn't pick up in time so i instinctually sent him a text to get him out of my hair, "sorry bud I'll turn it down" but he text me saying if I wanted to hang so I brought my weed over and something was different about him. His gym shorts were sagging showing his ass, fronting likes he's low-key. And I dunno he was basically hopping around his apartment while i was smoking weed and drinking his md20/20. I didn't have a pipe as I gave all mine away when I was on probation so I only had an apple and he said we could go smoke with the neighbors below us..
it like which neighbors.. and he said if we go there you can't use homophobic slurs.. which I don't use infront of people i dont know but maybe i did know these people.. idk..
He pulled down his gym shorts for some reason and I saw his tiny dick amasss a black cloud of courseness. And he was like "omg did I just show you my dick?" I wasn't phased because thats not something that excites me nor offends me, just kinda smelly looking.
He asked me if id be down to dp this chicken with him and I was kinda reluctant but I was like yeah whatever, just to see what he could pull off, he had to use my phone and was looking through shit on my phone. I asked him if he's on something and he denied it. He got really frothy and did this whole meeting ajorned thing where he hit his hands on his computer chair like he's some kinda big wig/ fat cat…
and I was like okay bud later.. and left then the next day he text me something like "dahurrr i can see the store" and i was like what? and he was like lol wrong number then asked me if he passed out in his place and i was like I dont know man you told me to leave… and then he asked if I like game of thrones.. and i was like never seen it..
he just called me ten min ago asking what the show i suggested to him was. this was UW5
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
We used to be bromos and get fucked up and play quake but things have changed and I just turn down my music for him when he text me ect.. but the other day it was like 8pm and he called me but i didn't pick up in time so i instinctually sent him a text to get him out of my hair, "sorry bud I'll turn it down" but he text me saying if I wanted to hang so I brought my weed over and something was different about him. His gym shorts were sagging showing his ass, fronting likes he's low-key. And I dunno he was basically hopping around his apartment while i was smoking weed and drinking his md20/20. I didn't have a pipe as I gave all mine away when I was on probation so I only had an apple and he said we could go smoke with the neighbors below us..
it like which neighbors.. and he said if we go there you can't use homophobic slurs.. which I don't use infront of people i dont know but maybe i did know these people.. idk..
He pulled down his gym shorts for some reason and I saw his tiny dick amasss a black cloud of courseness. And he was like "omg did I just show you my dick?" I wasn't phased because thats not something that excites me nor offends me, just kinda smelly looking.
He asked me if id be down to dp this chicken with him and I was kinda reluctant but I was like yeah whatever, just to see what he could pull off, he had to use my phone and was looking through shit on my phone. I asked him if he's on something and he denied it. He got really frothy and did this whole meeting ajorned thing where he hit his hands on his computer chair like he's some kinda big wig/ fat cat…
and I was like okay bud later.. and left then the next day he text me something like "dahurrr i can see the store" and i was like what? and he was like lol wrong number then asked me if he passed out in his place and i was like I dont know man you told me to leave… and then he asked if I like game of thrones.. and i was like never seen it..
he just called me ten min ago asking what the show i suggested to him was. this was UW5
Something about going to your strange neighbor's, discussing pipes, you had an apple but didn't eat it. Mentions something about faggots that live downstairs and not to offend them. Your neighbor whips out his dick and it smells.
Something something, something something.
????????
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mashlehash
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[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by -SpectraL
You had me until he suddenly pulled down his shorts.
I was no younger than six years of age when this happened to me while I was playing water wars. ...this mexican pulled down his shorts revealing his pubes.
Originally posted by mashlehash
I was no younger than six years of age when this happened to me while I was playing water wars. …this mexican pulled down his shorts revealing his pubes.
Originally posted by mashlehash
I was no younger than six years of age when this happened to me while I was playing water wars. …this mexican pulled down his shorts revealing his pubes.
Did you squeal like a pig?
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Originally posted by Octavian
Did you squeal like a pig?
No dude I'm serious...I didn't even have pubes at the time so I was surprised...right after he exposed himself, his dad or someone came by in a car honking and then he ran home.
Originally posted by mashlehash
No dude I'm serious…I didn't even have pubes at the time so I was surprised…right after he exposed himself, his dad or someone came by in a car honking and then he ran home.
I wonder what he would have done to you, had his Dad not interrupted.