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update on my homeless adventures

  1. #21
    Originally posted by I dont take opiates to get high Ive been getting my friend into panhandling too.

    Originally posted by I would make a good doctor Actually, he had only done dope once before I gave him that and it made him sick, so he didn't ever want to do it again, until he got hurt and I hard to convince him it'd help the pain, which it did.


    Paging Dr. Dope-Whore
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dr green Gary thumenice
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Where is the fucking waitress at with my drinks ?
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he has but he didn't like it, but he didn't hate it either. He's not a normie like you and, after he got done blowing/getting his ass nicely fucked, he asked for the drugs and called the top man a normal fag.

    My neighbor is a lord, but doesn't make me do anything for the drugs, I just catch him outside watering his plants while drunk and ask for some blast then i proceed to change is gay porn to music videos until he kicks me out of his house.


    Is Bill Krozby talking in third person or did some bird at his house edit the post after he went to sleep?
  5. #25
    Shrooms Houston
    So why are you homeless?
  6. #26
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby damn dude, thats pretty harsh. Do you actually think she lives an easier life though? I mean its all give and take.

    But whatever I know what you're getting at. Just like an hour ago I was walking back from the store and some chick around my age that doesn't look like she's from this neighborhood was walking towards me and was asking where tangle wood apartments are at and I told her its gotta be in tangle wood.. lol she started bitching about the rehab she just left and she doesn't have her ID and something something something about her boyfriend. So I told her I'll dial his number for you…

    The guy didn't pick up and she started ranting about how this place isn't like nashville and her boyfriend is going to get his face kicked in… (such a sweet lady) and I'm like haha alright… later gotta go..

    I get back home and her boyfriend calls my phone back and you could tell he soooo didn't care about this bitch


    Dint you rape her then no?


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  7. #27
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    "I sleep in a car with my sugar daddy"

    It's good things are looking up for you, keep it up
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #28
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by A College Professor romancetic

    I don't know what that word means
  9. #29
    Technologist victim of incest
    It means romanticle.
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Narc Dint you rape her then no?


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    uh oh.. don't pull your pud too hard to my story, all i did was let her use my phone and then said "haha later, gotta go" as it was sprinkling.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Narc Dint you rape her then no?


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    r u jelly ?
  12. #32
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Lanny I don't know what that word means

    ill tell you at the diner
  13. #33
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    When I go to the bar areas on fridays and Saturdays (just got back a couple hours ago actually) I take glow stick bracelets (was picking flowers before but they aren't so plentiful now) that I can buy 20 for a dollar. I give them away. I don't ask for money, I just have my sign "Disabled and Homeless- can you please help? Thank you be blessed". (When I pan at the intersection lights I just tell people to have a nice day and shit while I hold my sign.) I wish everyone a good night, to have fun, and be safe. Many a night I've had to help some drunk bitch home or to her friends at the next bar up. I've saved a few from going to jail by calming them down, and helping them off the ground, or helping them not puke on themselves.

    The guys who work at the bar really like me because I don't just sit with a sign asking for money, I actually just give something back and don't make people feel obligated to give me money, but if someone feels so inclined to "donate" then cool, and if they can't or don't want to, that's cool too. Dudes hit me off with 20s and shit. I made 89$ tonight. I got 2 twenties tonight, a ton of ones, 1 ten, and a couple 5s.


    It's hard, but it's gotten a lot easier sleeping in a car and being driven around rather having to take buses or walk.

    Love ya, 1337. Hope you're okay incase you read this. Love ya always, sweetie.
  14. #34
    Ghost Black Hole
    post nude selfies
  15. #35
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone When I go to the bar areas on fridays and Saturdays (just got back a couple hours ago actually) I take glow stick bracelets (was picking flowers before but they aren't so plentiful now) that I can buy 20 for a dollar. I give them away. I don't ask for money, I just have my sign "Disabled and Homeless- can you please help? Thank you be blessed". (When I pan at the intersection lights I just tell people to have a nice day and shit while I hold my sign.) I wish everyone a good night, to have fun, and be safe. Many a night I've had to help some drunk bitch home or to her friends at the next bar up. I've saved a few from going to jail by calming them down, and helping them off the ground, or helping them not puke on themselves.

    The guys who work at the bar really like me because I don't just sit with a sign asking for money, I actually just give something back and don't make people feel obligated to give me money, but if someone feels so inclined to "donate" then cool, and if they can't or don't want to, that's cool too. Dudes hit me off with 20s and shit. I made 89$ tonight. I got 2 twenties tonight, a ton of ones, 1 ten, and a couple 5s.


    It's hard, but it's gotten a lot easier sleeping in a car and being driven around rather having to take buses or walk.

    Love ya, 1337. Hope you're okay incase you read this. Love ya always, sweetie.

    Those glow sticks are made from radioactive Japanese sewage and you bum change off drunks. It really sounds like you're trying to justify your behaviour and painting a narrative to suit yourself. Do you get checks and food stamps too?
  16. #36
    blaster master victim of incest
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by blaster master if the 1337 she talks of is the toothless goofless im thinking of this story just got incredibly rich.

    very rich
  18. #38
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Sudo Those glow sticks are made from radioactive Japanese sewage and you bum change off drunks. It really sounds like you're trying to justify your behaviour and painting a narrative to suit yourself. Do you get checks and food stamps too?
    I don't have my SSD check yet. If I did, I wouldn't be panhandling.

    I don't try to justify what I do. I just try to spread some joy, spread some happiness, do good, get good karma, and fuck, these rich yuppies walk around with hundreds, even thousands of dollars. They go out and run up 500$ bar tabs, for fucks sake. So what's the big deal if they decide to give a ten, twenty, or even a fifty, or hundred (had it happen a couple times on the fifty and hundred.)? It isn't hurting their pocket. Hell, I get fed too. I ate really good pizza (fancy awesome gormet pizza), and crab cakes from a place where they cost 30$ a plate. I always eat well up there. There's a Hispanic cook who likes me and he brings me awesome food every Friday and Saturday. I could go in and ask for food any day and be hooked up, but I don't do that shit. I'm fed too well as is, so well I often have to give food away to others.

    People WANT to help me, and well... it does. More so than helping with managing my pain with dope. I don't get fucked up and nod out every time I shoot up (never really. I've only nodded when I've got unexpectedly good shit), and I don't smoke crack ever (never once have I and I plan to keep it that way.)I have money saved up for a rain day/to get life straightened out, so I'm good. My friend really helps too with his income too. He's saved my ash and I'm helping him manage his money better too so he can get his life better.

    Originally posted by blaster master if the 1337 she talks of is the toothless goofless im thinking of this story just got incredibly rich.
    No, 1337 is not toothless, nor Goofless. He's a pharmacist. He's got a life. He's a good person. Fuck off if you want to talk shit about 1337.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I don't have my SSD check yet. If I did, I wouldn't be panhandling.

    I don't try to justify what I do. I just try to spread some joy, spread some happiness, do good, get good karma, and fuck, these rich yuppies walk around with hundreds, even thousands of dollars. They go out and run up 500$ bar tabs, for fucks sake. So what's the big deal if they decide to give a ten, twenty, or even a fifty, or hundred (had it happen a couple times on the fifty and hundred.)? It isn't hurting their pocket. Hell, I get fed too. I ate really good pizza (fancy awesome gormet pizza), and crab cakes from a place where they cost 30$ a plate. I always eat well up there. There's a Hispanic cook who likes me and he brings me awesome food every Friday and Saturday. I could go in and ask for food any day and be hooked up, but I don't do that shit. I'm fed too well as is, so well I often have to give food away to others.

    People WANT to help me, and well… it does. More so than helping with managing my pain with dope. I don't get fucked up and nod out every time I shoot up (never really. I've only nodded when I've got unexpectedly good shit), and I don't smoke crack ever (never once have I and I plan to keep it that way.)I have money saved up for a rain day/to get life straightened out, so I'm good. My friend really helps too with his income too. He's saved my ash and I'm helping him manage his money better too so he can get his life better.


    No, 1337 is not toothless, nor Goofless. He's a pharmacist. He's got a life. He's a good person. Fuck off if you want to talk shit about 1337.

    oh jesus, my bad.


    yeah, you got it going on hydromorphone
  20. #40
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    My dreamgirl..
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