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Should I travel to Syria to fight for my brothers and sisters?

  1. #1
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Or should I just stay at home? I dunno, I'm looking for some kind of adventure. What would you guys do if you were a 21 year old Pakistani guy with nothing left to live for?
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Play minesweeper
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  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Yeah sure Dawlat al-islam is where the party is.
  4. #4
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  5. #5
    Hahahahahaha......
  6. #6
    No really. Hahahaha....

    Please go. I'm sure they can need a guy like you.
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I thought you were going to school?
  8. #8
    bling bling Dark Matter
    too pusy to fight at home?
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  9. #9
    Just strap a bomb to yourself and set it off inside a mosque
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Or should I just stay at home? I dunno, I'm looking for some kind of adventure. What would you guys do if you were a 21 year old Pakistani guy with nothing left to live for?

    al nusra and isis are on the ropes, no point in joining them now
  11. #11
    I work out of an embassy.

    No cop we can't be friends.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by aldra al nusra and isis are on the ropes, no point in joining them now

    Surely that's every reason he should join them?
  13. #13
    If you are my friend you get massive government backing, authority, legitimacy and credibility.

    No cop we can't be friends.

    Unlike regular Joe, you obviously want to steal secrets, interfere in policy and procedure implementation and strut around with MASSIVE GOVERNMENT AUTHORITY.

    Fuck the police
  14. #14
    Comin' straight from the underground, young nigga got it bad cos I'm BROWN
  15. #15
    And not the other color so dead cops for Christmas yay.
  16. #16
    Move to pakistan and make drugs. Acetic Anhydride can make you rich there and its easy stuff to make industrially (sell to heroin chemists in bulk).
  17. #17
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Okay, I'll play Minesweeper. Thanks, mQ.
  18. #18
    zok jr. Houston
    Minesweeper is definitely preferable to being beheaded by ISIS though it is a really boring game TBH.
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Okay, I'll play Minesweeper. Thanks, mQ.

    IRL Minesweeper.

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