Anal sex is mostly gross

1. 2019-05-03 at 6:35 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I used to literally think that heterosexual anal intercourse was kinda gay like I was Jamaican or something. Now I just think fucking destroying teenage butthole is kinda hawt but yes, going for the poop chute when there's a readily available pussy there is for batty boys
2. 2019-05-03 at 6:36 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   "Destroying teenage butthole" is definitely not the next thing I'm gonna type into zvidoes search bar
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3. 2019-05-03 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Also you gotta put a lotta work into gettin a girls ass loose unless she's fucking monstrous like you gotta put your fingers in there and get her pussy wet and rub the truffle butter into her gettin her loose. It is tighter but it feels worse in my opinion. It's more for the girl and also if you eat ass you're basically cucking yourself. It's gross and there s no need for it. You hear guys refer to a really hot girl and say "I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit" or "I'd crawl through 12 miles of broken glass and barbed wire in a minefield to suck the dick that fucked her." And that's fucking pathetic. I like to be abused and degraded as much as the next man but eating ass just seems like it's designed to leave a lasting scar and degradation of self worth, creating an imbalance of power in a relationship.
   
   I bet Zanick is into eating ass. I will bet literally anything
4. 2019-05-03 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   There is no reason not to fuck a vagina if you've got one handy
5. 2019-05-03 at 6:47 PM UTC

   #25
   whoami Tuskegee Airman
   nigger
6. 2019-05-03 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by whoami I don't disagree but sometimes it's the only plausible port of entry if the adjacent hole is too tight/underdeveloped

   
   That's so cute.
7. 2019-05-03 at 8:17 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmQ You tell me. I've literally never had anal sex one way or the other.

   
   Be careful, your name is Garrett.
   
   Them faggots be all over your ass if they know your name
   
   Hi, I'm Tracy.
8. 2019-05-03 at 8:18 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mashlehash Be careful, your name is Garrett.
   
   Them faggots be all over your ass if they know your name
   
   Hi, I'm Tracy.

   
   Of course you would know this, being a raging cock sucker n' all.
   
   Fight me.
9. 2019-05-03 at 8:20 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   One fucking T. Jesus. You dont HAV3 to be retarded, assshole rash.
10. 2019-05-03 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine your life having to tell 30eople its garret with one t. Over and over. Just shut up. Garret. Calm down????
11. 2019-05-03 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Or PLOWING a female amateur butthole and you get poop . Cmon now. Yuck.
12. 2019-05-03 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #32
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Come on bro, it's a nice name.
13. 2019-05-03 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Octavian Of course you would know this, being a raging cock sucker n' all.
    
    Fight me.

    
    I would love to knock your jaw punk
14. 2019-05-03 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #34
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ocatva8n vs mash is a really weird meme
15. 2019-05-03 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #35
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    how is that a meme? I'ma crack open another beer and I'll be sincere, you best heffa 'nswer
    
    Octavian is so fucking easy to make fun of I want to turn this into a rant making fun of his bone complexion because We Got All Day
16. 2019-05-03 at 8:42 PM UTC

    #36
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash how is that a meme? I'ma crack open another beer and I'll be sincere, you best heffa 'nswer
    
    Octavian is so fucking easy to make fun of I want to turn this into a rant making fun of his bone complexion because We Got All Day

    
    It's a meme because its abnormal like his facial bone structure.
17. 2019-05-03 at 8:53 PM UTC

    #37
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ Vampires dont suck thoughts. You know that.

    
    You never heard of a thought sucker before?
18. 2019-05-03 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #38
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Look,
    
    
    I dunno what any of this is about...
    
    But I won't have anal sex with you if you don't try to have anal sex with me.
19. 2019-05-03 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #39
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Hi.
    
    My name is Ben Dover.
20. 2019-05-03 at 9:38 PM UTC

    #40
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    My name is Bowl Dozier