I understand everyone. I should be a real psychologist.

1. 2019-05-03 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh. Well then im wayyyyyyy off. 😐

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by tee hee hee The body suggest man but the head(forehead) woman. I dunno im legit puzzled. What is it?

   
   What is what ?
2. 2019-05-03 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #22
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Omg. The person!
3. 2019-05-03 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
4. 2019-05-03 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Omg. The person!

   
   What person? I still have no clue what you're talking about.
5. 2019-05-03 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #25
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by mmQ What person? I still have no clue what you're talking about.

   
   Well nevermind. Im done work im leaving you!
6. 2019-05-03 at 6:26 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Holla at a youngin
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7. 2019-05-03 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Please help me understand me. I need a therapist and when I say I'm going to one everyone around me is like "OMG awesome please go do it" then I don't do it and they got their hopes up for nothing like suckers and a little part of them dies like it has for me for a long time
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   • mmQ
8. 2019-05-03 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sudo Please help me understand me. I need a therapist and when I say I'm going to one everyone around me is like "OMG awesome please go do it" then I don't do it and they got their hopes up for nothing like suckers and a little part of them dies like it has for me for a long time

   
   I have the same problem. Once in a blue moon I tell my mom ok fine I'll see someone and then I do, and its dumb. 125 dollars to barely start telling some lady how I feel, and I cry . I dont have I esurance.
9. 2019-05-03 at 6:50 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ I have the same problem. Once in a blue moon I tell my mom ok fine I'll see someone and then I do, and its dumb. 125 dollars to barely start telling some lady how I feel, and I cry . I dont have I esurance.

   
   I have told numerous females in my life numerous times Ive decided to go to therapy in a serious voice and explain why I recognize I need to and sometimes they'll cry and they'll act really proud of me that I'm taking that step then I'll make excuses if they ask again and sometimes get angry sometimes then sometimes later but this has diminished over time amongst my family but when I tell a girl I'm close to they're like fucking ecstatic. Closest thing I've had since school appointed ones in junior high is a prison shrink who admitted he couldn't help me and we were wasting time so he just read me the report he was writing on me and asked if it was good.
   
   That and this collection of shitposting websites...
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   • mmQ
10. 2019-05-03 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol ar anyone who thinks they can be a genuine "prison shrink" and make some typa difference outside of them trying to convert people to whatever religion they subscribe to. I literally xant think of a different reason to actually feel like one would give a singular fuck of flying.
11. 2019-05-03 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #31
    

    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]

    Originally posted by mmQ On a scale of 1 to 100 what would you place what you think my personal desire to genuinely kill myself would be ?

    
    I would have put you at like 10
12. 2019-05-03 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by itybit I would have put you at like 10

    
    Well good job itybitytittycommitee I said 8 earlier .
13. 2019-05-03 at 7:31 PM UTC

    #33
    

    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Where's my prize for closest to the right number hmm
14. 2019-05-03 at 7:36 PM UTC

    #34
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by itybit Where's my prize for closest to the right number hmm

    
    Fuck. I should've offered one. Want my hollow chocolate lamb?
15. 2019-05-03 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #35
    

    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    No thank you, those have creepy eyes
16. 2019-05-03 at 7:45 PM UTC

    #36
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by itybit No thank you, those have creepy eyes

    
    But they're chocolate 3yes.
17. 2019-05-03 at 7:49 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Psychoanalyze me
18. 2019-05-03 at 7:50 PM UTC

    #38
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -mal- Psychoanalyze me

    
    Really? You want me to patronize you? You're cool bit I can sum you up in one sentence.
19. 2019-05-03 at 8:03 PM UTC

    #39
    

    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]

    Originally posted by mmQ But they're chocolate 3yes.

    
    I'm a chocolate snob, it's got to be dark and be Lindt, Ghiradelli or Godiva
20. 2019-05-03 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Psych O'anal lies me