I just got fired!

1. 2019-05-01 at 8:01 PM UTC

   #21
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   Why did they fire you?
2. 2019-05-02 at 4:59 AM UTC

   #22
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by itybit Why did they fire you?

   
   because they wanted to get fired upon in return.
   
   with assault rifles.
3. 2019-05-02 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Don't quit. You want that UI.
   
   Later, lie and say you quit when interviewing for the next job.
   
   Everyone knows this.
4. 2019-05-03 at 12:20 AM UTC

   #24
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   This was just a whack thread if you didn't already know. Today was a fucked up day. Why do the office women hate each other? Got damn these women must love all the drama. Maybe they want me to commit suicide so they can get a woman in my position so that they can hate and whisper about? Women in the workplace suck! Unless there is only one and she has nice tits.
5. 2019-05-03 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #25
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   And her favorite word to use around you would be "no".
6. 2019-05-03 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #26
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 And her favorite word to use around you would be "no".

   
   I would have had to ask first, I never have and not interested. That's a fail larry.
7. 2019-05-03 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #27
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   You never have because she doesn't exist dummy
8. 2019-05-03 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #28
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 You never have because she doesn't exist dummy

   
   Fail again! I have an assistant.
9. 2019-05-03 at 12:48 AM UTC

   #29
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   *pissasstent
10. 2019-05-03 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #30
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    What does that mean?
    
    Oh, I got it better than you.
11. 2019-05-03 at 12:53 AM UTC

    #31
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    piss ass tent
    
    PUT YOUR DAMN READERS ON
12. 2019-05-03 at 12:59 AM UTC

    #32
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Keep working hard Lawrence, someday you will have a life like me. I get paid very well to do not much of anything. The assistant gets paid to do what I ask and she is grateful to do it. Someday..
13. 2019-05-03 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #33
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because they wanted to get fired upon in return.
    
    with assault rifles.

    
    Or inversely, apepper rifles.