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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    I would straight up book a flight to round house your nan.
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I will bicycle kick you from the porch.
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Really was not in the mood for work on this rainy day :/
    But I read this poem... now I’m ready to kick azz ❤️


    Phenomenal Woman


    Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
    I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
    But when I start to tell them,
    They think I'm telling lies.
    I say,
    It's in the reach of my arms
    The span of my hips,
    The stride of my step,
    The curl of my lips.
    I'm a woman
    Phenomenally.
    Phenomenal woman,
    That's me.

    I walk into a room
    Just as cool as you please,
    And to a man,
    The fellows stand or
    Fall down on their knees.
    Then they swarm around me,
    A hive of honey bees.
    I say,
    It's the fire in my eyes,
    And the flash of my teeth,
    The swing in my waist,
    And the joy in my feet.
    I'm a woman
    Phenomenally.
    Phenomenal woman,
    That's me.

    Men themselves have wondered
    What they see in me.
    They try so much
    But they can't touch
    My inner mystery.
    When I try to show them
    They say they still can't see.
    I say,
    It's in the arch of my back,
    The sun of my smile,
    The ride of my breasts,
    The grace of my style.
    I'm a woman

    Phenomenally.
    Phenomenal woman,
    That's me.

    Now you understand
    Just why my head's not bowed.
    I don't shout or jump about
    Or have to talk real loud.
    When you see me passing
    It ought to make you proud.
    I say,
    It's in the click of my heels,
    The bend of my hair,
    the palm of my hand,
    The need of my care,
    'Cause I'm a woman
    Phenomenally.
    Phenomenal woman,
    That's me.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    10 min left ❤️😋
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Why am I not exhausted right now.. I work hard.. I should be sleep lol

    *toke*

    Now my brain is telling me to watch music videos

    Side thought

    I remember when I was younger I hated the thought of listening to country music

    Then something just happened where I started listening to some of it

    Now some of the most beautiful songs I’ve ever heard is country

    It’s like Caucasian blues...

    I’m glad I grew up and stopped being so closed minded.. I would have missed out on some amazing music and I’m not for that at all
  6. Originally posted by CandyRein Why am I not exhausted right now.. I work hard.. I should be sleep lol

    *toke*

    Now my brain is telling me to watch music videos

    Side thought

    I remember when I was younger I hated the thought of listening to country music

    Then something just happened where I started listening to some of it

    Now some of the most beautiful songs I’ve ever heard is country

    It’s like Caucasian blues…

    I’m glad I grew up and stopped being so closed minded.. I would have missed out on some amazing music and I’m not for that at all

    Country western bars are good too.
  7. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    How nice i am
  8. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by WellHung How nice i am

    How nice are you on a 1-10 scale?
  9. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by tee hee hee How nice are you on a 1-10 scale?

    i can easily be a 9, but I can just as easily be a 3.
  10. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
  11. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    the fungi attacking my skin.
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m glad I don’t have a long commute...
    Always felt bad for people who have a long drive to work

    I can get to work, in literally 8 min...
    That’s what’s up ..

    Anywhoo...

    BIG MOOD::

  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    ❤️
  14. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I want to fuck the shit out some girl’s vagina, the only problem is she will probably fall in love after i’m done and I won’t be able to deal with her “i need that same performance again because this is the best bomb pussy you ever had and you know it” ego. Followed by the flapping gums and fox trots and ooo babe i want this and ooo babe i want that. I’m broke man, I don’t gots time for that. I’m a scrub. You’re better off with someone who’s a dickhead and waste a whole bunch of money on you just to get cheated on or get cheated with. Drama always comes with sharing bodily fluids. This is why I haven’t approached a girl yet. I’m afraid of time, energy, and money being wasted on. Quiet frankly i’m just tired and rather indulge loneliness for a while. Just until I hit the 6 figure mark. Then I won’t give a shit if she breaks my heart. I’d always find ways to cheer me up in an instant. But then again, who knows?
  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Freaking whomp whomp right? Pfft.
  16. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    What are you trying to say Darnyell?
  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I.need.to.get.laid.to.change.my.whole.perception.
  18. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Go out and butter some buns then
  19. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Go out and butter some buns then

    He wants LaLa and she is dieded.
  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    But I don’t wanna, I teasing them all. I don’t wanna share what I got. They gotta work for it if it’s worth it. I not gonna go for the “first move” anymore. If she doesn’t show any interest or give a first move, fuck it. I just gonna be a lonely ass nigga then.


    With money.
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