2019-04-30 at 11:59 AM UTC
This thread is still depressing
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2019-04-30 at 3:32 PM UTC
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2019-05-01 at 3:50 AM UTC
Who
African Astronaut
[that staidly controlling tamarillo]
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2019-05-01 at 3:55 AM UTC
Who
African Astronaut
[that staidly controlling tamarillo]
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2019-05-01 at 3:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by Who
This
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2019-05-01 at 1:22 PM UTC
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2019-05-02 at 12:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by 🐿
^ew
Thank you for typing that for me.
Big fake titties, white trash-tribal rib ink, a face borne of a thousand bar fights, and taking a classy middle finger photo-titty to fake titty with your perpetually pregnant meth dealer sister-in -law...?
I can't think of anything more dick-shrivelingly unattractive.
If there was a high school yearbook spot for "Most Likely To End up On COPS For Cutting Off Her Baby Daddy Penis".. it would be either of these two. Is like Orange is the New Black tried to start their own modelling agency.
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2019-05-02 at 12:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1
This looks just like a younger version of the aunt from this post
Originally posted by stare rape
I ordered a prostitute off of adult work or back page or one of those sites. She showed up at my motel room a couple hours later.
Without thinking, i said "Hey, you look just like one of my aunts. I couldn't tell in the pictures."
She said "oh" in a kind of disappointed manner, and then "if you'll just pay for the gas…"
"I've always wanted to fuck her," I interrupted.
Her face lit up. "Oh really? That's…pretty kinky. What was her name?"
"Lena."
"You can call me that if you want to."
I took her up on that offer.
Best dream ever.
But with much bigger tits
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