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  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Herpes is permanent, isn't it?

    Yeah, it's permanent and there's no cure.
  2. #22
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yeah, it's permanent and there's no cure.


    “The gift that keeps on giving”
  3. #23
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I don’t know that anyone on DH had it (I’m sure the odds were high considering the number of members and the promiscuity) but we did have a drama that spanned five years between two people as to whether or not one person gave it to the other person.

    Basically she was obsessed with the guy and didn’t want anyone else to have him so she accused him of having herpes lol.

    Ah fuck I never thought I’d miss that but now I sorta do =/




    Long Live Herpes Mike ! ! !
  4. #24
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by RottenRobert Coachella 2019 Leads To Herpes Outbreak | TMZ TV
    According to honchos at HerpAlert – an online diagnosis and treatment website for the STD – there's been a huge spike in folks looking to get treated for herpes in the communities surrounding the famous music festival.

    Herp Alert, a website that diagnoses and treats herpes, says cases of the disease skyrocketed in towns surrounding the famed music festival.
    That includes Los Angeles and San Diego, where many concert-goers live.
    Between the two weekends of Coachella, Herp Alert tallied up 250 herpes cases per day – and that's a record. Typically, Herp Alert responds to about 12 cases a day.

    Whew, when I first saw herp alert, I thought you talking about that little bisexual faggot, Herpes Mike... Stop scaring people, Hag... 😊
  5. #25
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Don't forget Brenda, the foul-mouthed shrew.
  6. #26
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by stl1 Don't forget Brenda, the foul-mouthed shrew.

    Yeah, she was a treasure... 🦇. Bat shit crazy, but a treasure all the same.. 😊
  7. #27
    DAMN LALA GOT SHAMED OUT OF NIS LMRAO
  8. #28
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
  9. #29
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Yeah, she was a treasure… 🦇. Bat shit crazy, but a treasure all the same.. 😊





    She was entertaining, wasn't she, Mikey?
  10. #30
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I read this thread title as "Herb Alpert", as in Tijuana Brass.

    hmmm. how does ye know I'm always singing this when in the zone.
  11. #31
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Herpes is permanent, isn't it?

    My lucky close call was when I caught chlamydia. Two weeks of antibiotics and it's gone. But it hurt like a motherfucker to piss.

    some forms like Cold Sores are from the Chicken pox I believe as is shingles. maybe the first one isn't right but they're related.
  12. #32
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yeah, it's permanent and there's no cure.

    I have had cold sores as a kid. usually stress or season sensitive sets them off. or going to the dentist sets it off.

    the good thing is it usually is on and off. don't have sex when it is active but with condoms or she should wear a body condom then it's ok.. sort of. I don't have genital herpes. not on the rod,nuts, taint-stitch nor near the chili-hole

    also take lots of Valtrex
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Krow hmmm. how does ye know I'm always singing this when in the zone.

  14. #34
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    I remember that. i haven't heard that in a long time. I meant Spanish Flea from the game show.

    I think the Dating game or Newlyweds ?

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #35
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Krow Is it true about LA women. they are snobbish as fuck but easy to lay? do you just act like a dick to them?

    Hopefully this answers your question. This is like 20% of the women in LA, and 60% of the women you seem to end up meeting when you go out to do shit.

    If you have a decent body and a minimal level of BDE, they will give you their chlamydia in a heartbeat. If youve never blown your load into a bitches sinus cavity in the back of an uber before, get a fake film crew to follow you around LA for a couple of weeks, and bot yourself an IG account with like 300k followers.

  16. #36
    the fuck is a body condom
  17. #37
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Yes, mine too... first thoughts this thread gave— was of Mike & Brenda from DH... her chasing/stalking him all over the threads posting all her herpy info stuff...
    yeah... that was some funny chit, looking back.
  18. #38
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jυicebox the fuck is a body condom

    it is made for men and women.

    It's probably real real thin latex (like a condom) that a woman's body condom will look like those old 1990s Fly Girl Biker shorts that have what looks like an inverted condom attached to push inside their cooth region.

    and then a man can wear the same but with an outie condom that's apart of the latex shorts and he has to push his dinky in inside it after he places them on.

    then you have intercourse which is prolly more like outercourse (teehee)

    this way you don't get the icky chlamedia cooties or crabs/lice, the clap or hopefully if they don't break at the same time, TeH AIDS
  19. #39
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Hopefully this answers your question. This is like 20% of the women in LA, and 60% of the women you seem to end up meeting when you go out to do shit.

    If you have a decent body and a minimal level of BDE, they will give you their chlamydia in a heartbeat. If youve never blown your load into a bitches sinus cavity in the back of an uber before, get a fake film crew to follow you around LA for a couple of weeks, and bot yourself an IG account with like 300k followers.


    WHOA Wait youngster. I'm mid 50s.. what does BDE and IG account mean


    What about former cougars (with MONAY) that decide they will just go back with young looking 50 year olds like me (I mean I look prolly mid 40s now)

    Can I find a rich Sugar Momma?
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Krow WHOA Wait youngster. I'm mid 50s.. what does BDE and IG account mean


    What about former cougars (with MONAY) that decide they will just go back with young looking 50 year olds like me (I mean I look prolly mid 40s now)

    Can I find a rich Sugar Momma?

    Instagram and Big Dick Energy
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