Need advice on getting revenge on a business that ripped me off and possibly many others

1. 2019-04-26 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #1
   Moe_leicester Yung Blood
   so there is a store let call it CC who sells ex catalog products, not a big store just two guys they sell things like radios vacuum cleaners that sorta stuff all busted all had working displays the clerk seemed like a cool guy at first but this soon changed
   
   so we get a vacuum clean it last about 1 month before smoke pours out and it smells like melting plastic
   we return receipt in hand to nothing but things like ah but i don't know you could have sucked up anything could have sucked up a sock anyway the conversation was going nowhere and my partner V.C. accepted store credit as things were getting ugly
   
   however on the way out we said to an old couple don't buy here their stuff is all broken and all crap to which they responded " yeah we know we have a credit note too"
   
   
   the store owners attitude
   the elderly couple in the same situation as us
   
   
   how do I fuck his business over and deliver the justice this scumbag deserves?
   
   
   I remember back in the day this was the spot for this sorta shit whats the plan how to i bankrupt this sorry motherfucker
2. 2019-04-26 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Buy a vacuum, break it and return it with a remote signal device that causes a massive fire embedded inside of it.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • trippymindfuk, 
   • aldra
3. 2019-04-26 at 5:42 PM UTC

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   y36mg motherfucker [our clonal flashy cusco]
   There was that thread on using an ice cube as a timer to set off some sort of ballistic device your vengeful heart desires.
4. 2019-04-26 at 5:53 PM UTC

   #4
   Moe_leicester Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Ghost Buy a vacuum, break it and return it with a remote signal device that causes a massive fire embedded inside of it.

   
   go on you have my interest...
   would this be detectable?
5. 2019-04-26 at 5:59 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   If you used something like thermite it would be but I don't think the fire investigators would be looking for that. It would look like the fire originated from a faulty vacuum cleaner which wasn't plugged in which sounds very suspicious but they would probably think the owner started the fire for an insurance scam.
6. 2019-04-26 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #6
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   buy EVERYTHING in the store and say it was broken that way he has to buy you all new everything
7. 2019-04-30 at 12:31 AM UTC

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   Admin African Astronaut
   Fall while browsing their store and sue them.
8. 2019-04-30 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
   Plant child porn in the shop, and report it a week or so later anonymously. But yeah law enforcement would definitely have already looked at this thread and connect you to whatever happens to the shitty shop owner
9. 2019-04-30 at 5:30 PM UTC

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   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
   Another thing you could do, make an Explosively pumped flux compression Generator, and detonate it near the shop, or inside, in a barrel of water, so it catches the shrapnel and muffles the noise, but fries all the electronics inside the building. They're not really hard to make. It's just an explosive charge used to collapse/compress a magnetic field. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosively_pumped_flux_compression_generator
   
   

   The MK-1 generator functions as follows:
   
   A longitudinal magnetic field is produced inside a hollow metallic conductor, by discharging a bank of capacitors into the solenoid that surrounds the cylinder. To ensure a rapid penetration of the field in the cylinder, there is a slit in the cylinder, which closes rapidly as the cylinder deforms;
   The explosive charge placed around the tube is detonated in a manner that ensures that the compression of the cylinder commences when the current through the solenoid is at its maximum

   
   
   EDIT: if you catch all shrapnel, and collect all the pieces of everything, there's not really any evidence this was even done. Just a bunch of mysteriously fried circuits. The design with the explosive around the tube rather than inside it should also produce rather small amounts of shrapnel. Much cleaner, less messy.
10. 2019-04-30 at 5:39 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Ghost If you used something like thermite it would be but I don't think the fire investigators would be looking for that. It would look like the fire originated from a faulty vacuum cleaner which wasn't plugged in which sounds very suspicious but they would probably think the owner started the fire for an insurance scam.

    
    thermite would be obvious because it burns so hot it'd dig into the floor. for something like this you'd be best off just shorting a lithium cell or something; vacuums are like 90% plastic so it's not like you'll need much external fuel
11. 2019-04-30 at 5:42 PM UTC

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    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra thermite would be obvious because it burns so hot it'd dig into the floor. for something like this you'd be best off just shorting a lithium cell or something; vacuums are like 90% plastic so it's not like you'll need much external fuel

    
    There isn't much surface area though. It's not so much the fuel as the lack of oxygen. Most people don't understand how fires start, even cops and fire fighters lack an understanding. Forensics investigators would figure out it wasn't an accident unless you really know what you're doing. You don't want an arson charge either.
12. 2019-04-30 at 5:42 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I've started fires like that by accident, lol
13. 2019-04-30 at 7:39 PM UTC

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    Admin African Astronaut
    They are going to have insurance.
    
    Start buying items, remove important parts that aren't noticeable, then return. This combined with bad reviews and framing the owners for serious crimes, should do the trick.
14. 2019-04-30 at 7:47 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    Feds are all over this thread.
15. 2019-04-30 at 7:50 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    shit ur self in the sgtore so it smeels bad and no one waants to be in there
16. 2019-04-30 at 8:53 PM UTC

    #16
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Or buy fish and through them into the ventilation/ceiling. You could also let some fish rot in a bucket of urine for a week, then take the liquid and spray that inside the ceiling. Shitloads of flies will pour in, and nobody will be able to stand the smell. Fermented urine alone is enough to gag a maggot.