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1. 2019-04-28 at 8:34 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
2. 2019-04-29 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I feel alerted and ready for whatever you throw at me.
3. 2019-04-29 at 1:08 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee I feel alerted and ready for whatever you throw at me.

   
   The following is not a dick pic...
   
   

   Show spoiler
4. 2019-04-29 at 7:38 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Oh. Disappointed 'oh'.
5. 2019-04-29 at 7:40 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Cecis n'est pas un dick pic.
6. 2019-04-29 at 7:40 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
7. 2019-04-29 at 7:42 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Ceci n'est rien du tout!!
8. 2019-04-29 at 7:42 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   😑
9. 2019-04-29 at 7:46 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Je peux expose mon penis ci vous voulais...?
   
   Esceque vous voulais?
   
   (Silvouplais pardonais Mon mauvais Francais. J'ai oublier le plus part.)
   
   
10. 2019-04-29 at 7:46 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Et je peux pas utilizer "Google Translate".
11. 2019-04-29 at 7:47 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Auto correct is a bitch when trying to type in French. Damn.
12. 2019-04-29 at 7:54 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Go ahead EXPOSE IT ALL!!!
13. 2019-04-29 at 8:01 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Go ahead EXPOSE IT ALL!!!

    
    I'm a grower not a shower.
    
    And I'm too drunk right now (as per usual) to really grow.
    
    
14. 2019-04-29 at 8:02 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol it's ok toots
15. 2019-04-29 at 8:05 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    One day, I will photograph my manhood in its magnificence, and you will be the first to see it in its Godlike glory.
    
    I promise.
16. 2019-04-29 at 8:14 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Pinky swear?
17. 2019-04-29 at 8:19 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Pinky swear?

    
    *extends pinky*
    
    Yes, pinky swear, EXCEPT... On the condition I simply forget because I'm a drunk and don't really always remember promises made.
    
    It doesn't mean I don't intend on honoring the promise... Just that I'm an absolute lush with very little continuity of memory to work with.
    
    Its actually kinda sad, depressing, and outright pathetic.
    
    But that's me.