HerpAlert

1. 2019-04-26 at 11:56 PM UTC

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   RottenRobert African Astronaut
   Coachella 2019 Leads To Herpes Outbreak | TMZ TV
   According to honchos at HerpAlert -- an online diagnosis and treatment website for the STD -- there's been a huge spike in folks looking to get treated for herpes in the communities surrounding the famous music festival.
   
   Herp Alert, a website that diagnoses and treats herpes, says cases of the disease skyrocketed in towns surrounding the famed music festival.
   That includes Los Angeles and San Diego, where many concert-goers live.
   Between the two weekends of Coachella, Herp Alert tallied up 250 herpes cases per day -- and that's a record. Typically, Herp Alert responds to about 12 cases a day.
2. 2019-04-26 at 11:57 PM UTC

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   Admin African Astronaut
   Ewwwwww.
3. 2019-04-26 at 11:58 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   lol theres a clap outbreak in Eastern Canada
4. 2019-04-27 at 12:06 AM UTC

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   Krow African Astronaut
   Who should be blamed
5. 2019-04-27 at 12:58 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Krow Who should be blamed

   
   DH
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6. 2019-04-27 at 1:35 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I read this thread title as "Herb Alpert", as in Tijuana Brass.
7. 2019-04-27 at 1:36 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala DH

   
   Lol. That’s foul.
8. 2019-04-27 at 1:53 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -mal- Lol. That’s foul.

   
   I don’t know that anyone on DH had it (I’m sure the odds were high considering the number of members and the promiscuity) but we did have a drama that spanned five years between two people as to whether or not one person gave it to the other person.
   
   Basically she was obsessed with the guy and didn’t want anyone else to have him so she accused him of having herpes lol.
   
   Ah fuck I never thought I’d miss that but now I sorta do =/
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9. 2019-04-27 at 2:09 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol. I meant the Coachella thing was foul. But that’s a funny story.
10. 2019-04-27 at 3:05 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh yeah it’s TMZ so who knows...
    
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.billboard.com/amp/articles/news/festivals/8508938/coachella-herpes-outbreak-spike-no-evidence-health-officials
    
    I think I am more disgusted by the fact that you can take a picture of your “outbreak”and upload it to an app for diagnosing and treatment lol
11. 2019-04-27 at 4:15 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala Oh yeah it’s TMZ so who knows…
    
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.billboard.com/amp/articles/news/festivals/8508938/coachella-herpes-outbreak-spike-no-evidence-health-officials
    
    I think I am more disgusted by the fact that you can take a picture of your “outbreak”and upload it to an app for diagnosing and treatment lol

    
    I used to think the same way about TMZ.. they were like a sleezy garbage magazine but they do have good tip offs for the most part.
12. 2019-04-27 at 4:18 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Tip offs for wut? How to not catch an std from a Kardashian?
13. 2019-04-27 at 5:44 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala Tip offs for wut? How to not catch an std from a Kardashian?

    
    Like when some famous person is about to be publicized about something that is scandalist before it really happens .. Like Bill Cosby .. Someone is talking outside of the lawyer box. Selling out. A show like Current Affair would always talk about shit without hard fact checks.. TMZ is like trash tv but usually factual.. So its a go to caddy show if thats your thing.
14. 2019-04-27 at 7:53 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Ohfralala gave me herpes 😫
15. 2019-04-27 at 10:34 AM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that shit freaks me out
16. 2019-04-27 at 10:45 AM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I didn't get to fuck anybody so this gives me great lulz. The thottery in Los Angeles in the last 5-10 years is off the charts. If you're a decent looking dude with good networking skills, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. But then you get herpes so.....yin/ yang my niggas.
17. 2019-04-28 at 7:57 PM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER I didn't get to fuck anybody so this gives me great lulz. The thottery in Los Angeles in the last 5-10 years is off the charts. If you're a decent looking dude with good networking skills, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. But then you get herpes so…..yin/ yang my niggas.

    
    Is it true about LA women. they are snobbish as fuck but easy to lay? do you just act like a dick to them?
18. 2019-04-28 at 7:59 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Ohfralala gave me herpes 😫

    
    Oopsies
19. 2019-04-28 at 8:23 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Herpes is permanent, isn't it?
    
    My lucky close call was when I caught chlamydia. Two weeks of antibiotics and it's gone. But it hurt like a motherfucker to piss.
20. 2019-04-28 at 8:24 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I of course learned my lesson and have worn a condom every time since (lol except not really).
    
    I'm incorrigible.