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I am weak and sought out pleasured of the flesh last night

  1. 2019-04-26 at 7:06 PM UTC
    #41
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm going to fuck someone I hate tomorrow and will hate myself for it afterwards. I am also doing that because I am weak. She will try to make me cum inside her because she's a weirdo and I will regret it afterwards and think of doing moderately mean things to her.

    There have been many times I turned down sex I left confident I had made the right choice but alas I feel weak lately. Basically if I can't fuck a girl I want to tonight I'm going with default tomorrow

    Hatefucking is so awful, you should really just stay away from any bitch you feel inclined to hatefuck. It is NEVER a good situation and you know this. Just say NO to hatefucking, seriously.
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  2. 2019-04-26 at 7:11 PM UTC
    #42
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by GGG Hatefucking is so awful, you should really just stay away from any bitch you feel inclined to hatefuck. It is NEVER a good situation and you know this. Just say NO to hatefucking, seriously.

    I am preconditioned to like rough sex. It's too late for that. This girl doesn't like it that rough just choking and hair pulling and she's pretty tight for a stupid ho.

    I don't even know where to begin with your imploring to stay away from hatefucking. It's basically all I aspire to do. I can have MAYBE 1/5 fucks be a lovely dovey give a fuck but still only within reason. If a girl isn't going to slap me and call me names I can't call her a whore and force her into submission were only banging out of necessity. It basically counts as masturbation
  3. 2019-04-26 at 7:14 PM UTC
    #43
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sudo I am preconditioned to like rough sex. It's too late for that. This girl doesn't like it that rough just choking and hair pulling and she's pretty tight for a stupid ho.

    I don't even know where to begin with your imploring to stay away from hatefucking. It's basically all I aspire to do. I can have MAYBE 1/5 fucks be a lovely dovey give a fuck but still only within reason. If a girl isn't going to slap me and call me names I can't call her a whore and force her into submission were only banging out of necessity. It basically counts as masturbation

    Oh. We may have different ideas of what hatefucking is then.
  4. 2019-04-26 at 7:14 PM UTC
    #44
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Try apathy fucking...fall asleep half way through.
  5. 2019-04-26 at 7:36 PM UTC
    #45
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks That's the whole thing.

    I know I'm not "owed" sex.

    I don't even want sex.

    I want someone I can lay next to.

    So when she texted me last night I dropped everything and went over.

    She's always drunk though.

    Like everyone in this God for saken town.

    Gommorah is what it is.

    Pure sin, myself included.

    It should be turned into a pillar of salt.

    Text her this. Tell er "wanna cuddle tonight?" or something like this. Just straight up tell er u wanna cuddle at night/sleep time. Only do this if this is what you want to actually do.
  6. 2019-04-26 at 7:58 PM UTC
    #46
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I thought you told wimmin that you just wanted to cuddle to get them in the sack so you could have your way with her.
  7. 2019-04-26 at 8:10 PM UTC
    #47
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by stl1 I thought you told wimmin that you just wanted to cuddle to get them in the sack so you could have your way with her.

    I tell women I wanna fuck on the off chance that they'll let me cuddle with them.

  8. 2019-04-26 at 8:11 PM UTC
    #48
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Text her this. Tell er "wanna cuddle tonight?" or something like this. Just straight up tell er u wanna cuddle at night/sleep time. Only do this if this is what you want to actually do.

    She's more the "choke me, spank me, pull my hair" type.
  9. 2019-04-26 at 8:13 PM UTC
    #49
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  10. 2019-04-26 at 8:24 PM UTC
    #50
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    So did she just text you then go to bed?
  11. 2019-04-26 at 8:28 PM UTC
    #51
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by itybit So did she just text you then go to bed?

    She texted me. I came over with liquor. We had a few drinks, watched some TV (I hate watching TV but she always has the damn thing on... She's super old school. Mid 40's... I don't even think she owns a computer.).

    I told her about the whole RCMP scenario, etc.

    But my confidence levels are like zero so I didn't make a move... Even while she was sitting right next to me on the couch.

    Its like I need to be REALLY drunk in order to make any kind of sexual move.

    See, THAT is precisely why I drink so much. Its the only way I ever take any real chances in life.
  12. 2019-04-26 at 8:41 PM UTC
    #52
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    I don't get your confidence levels being low Zooks, your a good looking guy, intelligent and witty.
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  13. 2019-04-27 at 12:05 AM UTC
    #53
    Ghost Black Hole
    Best way to break the ice is complimenting them. Say stuff like "your ass looks nice in those shorts", then slap it while she gets up to make you another drink.
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  14. 2019-04-27 at 12:11 AM UTC
    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks She's more the "choke me, spank me, pull my hair" type.

    I knew one like this. I texted her what I told you, it would always end up in fucking if I wanted to.

    If you're thinking about confidence then you're over thinking it. Get some booze or drugs, do as you please.
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  15. 2019-04-27 at 12:18 AM UTC
    #55
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm going back to her place now... Its like two hours of bus but I need to get back home anyway.

    Imma try some of the advice I have received in this thread recently.

    If it doesn't work out, whatevs. But I have kind of a thing for her because she kinda sorta popped my (second) cherry. Ten years without sex is substantial. And I have a bit of a fetish for older gals.

    I dunno why. Call in Dr Freud if necessary, but it's my thing.
  16. 2019-04-27 at 12:28 AM UTC
    #56
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks And I have a bit of a fetish for older gals.

    I dunno why. Call in Dr Freud if necessary, but it's my thing.

    Yeah same here. I like it when they get weirded out by young guys hitting on them and say stuff like "I'm old enough to be your mother!"
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  17. 2019-04-27 at 4:34 AM UTC
    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    God bless I hope this nigga is gettin some right now
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  18. 2019-04-27 at 5:49 AM UTC
    #58
    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Just flop your dick out, things will run their course.
  19. 2019-04-27 at 9:57 AM UTC
    #59
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm My daughter would beat the fuck out of u little dick. I told u to stop quoting me, I don't like u shithead. Fuck off.

    " daughter beats stranger's little penis off vigorously while mom films the the odyssey ".

    im already aroused.
  20. 2019-04-27 at 10:01 AM UTC
    #60
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Yeah same here. I like it when they get weirded out by young guys hitting on them and say stuff like "I'm old enough to be your mother!"

    thats when you tell them what a lil bad naughty boy youve been.

    and real dirty.
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