I am weak and sought out pleasured of the flesh last night

1. 2019-04-26 at 2:45 PM UTC

   #21
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GGG Gadzooks, you can lay next to me. My bed is warm and open to the public.

   
   If you smelled like a woman and had similar form, I would take you up on that in a second.
2. 2019-04-26 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Should have just ordered a pizza and got fatter.
3. 2019-04-26 at 2:54 PM UTC

   #23
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   woke up you caught me with a smile
   passed out on your bathroom tile
   and i think that this is hooooooooooooooooooome
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   • GGG
4. 2019-04-26 at 3:09 PM UTC

   #24
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by gadzooks If you smelled like a woman and had similar form, I would take you up on that in a second.

   
   Jokes on you, I do smell like a woman.
5. 2019-04-26 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #25
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III woke up you caught me with a smile
   passed out on your bathroom tile
   and i think that this is hooooooooooooooooooome

   
   But you can't find liquor in Oregon tho
6. 2019-04-26 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #26
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG But you can't find liquor in Oregon tho

   
   guess we're stuck bumming smokes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7. 2019-04-26 at 3:17 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG My bed is warm and open to the public.

   
   So is his butthole.
8. 2019-04-26 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #28
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   If I had my own country, I would name it Homoslavia
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   • CountBlah
9. 2019-04-26 at 3:56 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   She wants you to come in and rape her. Not even joking, that's what she wanted years ago and she probably has a hard time getting people to have sex with her because she wants them to literally rape her, so she gave you another chance.
   
   Girls like that are becoming sexless weirdos in this era of #metoo because nobody wants to be dominant and rape a submissive whore.
   
   I used to drug them before doing it but William Cosby ruined that too.
10. 2019-04-26 at 4:50 PM UTC

    #30
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Wtf? Men don't sleep over at my house, I have a daughter.

    
    mmmm .... buy 1 free 1.
11. 2019-04-26 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Gadzooks, she drunk texted you bro
    
    come on
12. 2019-04-26 at 5:06 PM UTC

    #32
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by GGG Jokes on you, I do smell like a woman.

    
    
    
    Got jizz all over yourself, did ya?
13. 2019-04-26 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Stop paying for sex faggit. I relapsed the other day and was horny as fuck. I just snorted more cocaine and beat my dick
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    • CountBlah
14. 2019-04-26 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #34
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny mmmm …. buy 1 free 1.

    
    My daughter would beat the fuck out of u little dick. I told u to stop quoting me, I don't like u shithead. Fuck off.
15. 2019-04-26 at 5:29 PM UTC

    #35
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Don't hold back, DTE.
    
    Tell him how you REALLY feel!
16. 2019-04-26 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm My daughter would beat the fuck out of u little dick. I told u to stop quoting me, I don't like u shithead. Fuck off.

    
    pics of your daughter
17. 2019-04-26 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #37
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost pics of your daughter

    
    Get a job.
18. 2019-04-26 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Get a job.

    
    I am an acolyte of the Church of Trianglism. My job is spreading the truth to the people.
19. 2019-04-26 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm going to fuck someone I hate tomorrow and will hate myself for it afterwards. I am also doing that because I am weak. She will try to make me cum inside her because she's a weirdo and I will regret it afterwards and think of doing moderately mean things to her.
    
    There have been many times I turned down sex I left confident I had made the right choice but alas I feel weak lately. Basically if I can't fuck a girl I want to tonight I'm going with default tomorrow
20. 2019-04-26 at 7 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I'm going to fuck someone I hate tomorrow and will hate myself for it afterwards. I am also doing that because I am weak. She will try to make me cum inside her because she's a weirdo and I will regret it afterwards and think of doing moderately mean things to her.
    
    There have been many times I turned down sex I left confident I had made the right choice but alas I feel weak lately. Basically if I can't fuck a girl I want to tonight I'm going with default tomorrow

    
    Just unload in her ass...problem solved.