I am weak and sought out pleasured of the flesh last night

1. 2019-04-26 at 1:49 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm still pursuing whatever legal recourse I have with the RCMP.
   
   But, as coincidentally as it gets, immediately upon creating last night's thread, I got a drunk text from th neighbour I first slept with after a 10 year hiatus.
   
   I am not paranoid enough to draw a firm connection between the two events, but I am currently laying on her couch whilst she hath adjourned to the bedroom.
   
   I miss when life was simple.
   
   Right now it's political lawsuits and cockteases all the way down.
   
   I wish I was a child of 10 again.
   
   
2. 2019-04-26 at 1:50 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Pleasures of*.
   
   
   Auto correct makes me sound certifiably retarded.
3. 2019-04-26 at 1:55 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Are you sure she doesn't work for them??
   
   
   Ps..don't blame autocorrect😝
4. 2019-04-26 at 1:55 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   wait, you slept with your neighbor 10 years ago and just now got a drunk text from her after not speaking for 10 years?
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5. 2019-04-26 at 1:57 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   So did you guys do the deed?
6. 2019-04-26 at 2 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III wait, you slept with your neighbor 10 years ago and just now got a drunk text from her after not speaking for 10 years?

   
   I meant that I slept with her after 10 years without sex (in 2016)...
   
   I ran into her at the hospital recently while there to pursue my RCMP case (medically).
   
   We re-exchanged numbers.
   
   Now I'm on her couch, sexless as the night before.
   
   I used to wake up to her naked ass grinding up against my crotch.
   
   Now I'm just discarded refuse.
   
   I hate everything.
   
   Firebomb it all.
7. 2019-04-26 at 2:01 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Technologist So did you guys do the deed?

   
   No.
   
   She used to fuck 6 times a day.
   
   Now it's zero.
8. 2019-04-26 at 2:01 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Something that could maybe get my mind off of the legal/litigation battles.
9. 2019-04-26 at 2:09 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I am become impotent... Both literally and figuratively.
10. 2019-04-26 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I want to join her in bed... And not even for the reasons that first come to mind.
    
    Is "cuddle rape" a thing?
11. 2019-04-26 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    only one way to find out
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12. 2019-04-26 at 2:27 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Why did u sleep at her house if u weren't having sex w her? Aren't u neighbors?
13. 2019-04-26 at 2:28 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She's laying transversely/diagonally on her bed... Blocking all entry.
    
    I tried to subtly get her attention, but wouldn't feel right waking her.
    
    I literally just want someone to hold.
    
    The only people in town I know are alcoholics (like myself).
    
    I am overcome with rage at my current predicament.
    
    The police fucked me.
    
    Women use me.
    
    I might actually completely lose it today.
14. 2019-04-26 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    So if I sleep over we are going to have sex?
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Why did u sleep at her house if u weren't having sex w her? Aren't u neighbors?

15. 2019-04-26 at 2:34 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
16. 2019-04-26 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Erekshun So if I sleep over we are going to have sex?

    
    That's the whole thing.
    
    I know I'm not "owed" sex.
    
    I don't even want sex.
    
    I want someone I can lay next to.
    
    So when she texted me last night I dropped everything and went over.
    
    She's always drunk though.
    
    Like everyone in this God for saken town.
    
    Gommorah is what it is.
    
    Pure sin, myself included.
    
    It should be turned into a pillar of salt.
17. 2019-04-26 at 2:39 PM UTC

    #17
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun So if I sleep over we are going to have sex?

    
    Wtf? Men don't sleep over at my house, I have a daughter.
    I was just curious why he wouldn't just go home to sleep in his own bed. If they drank too much, couldn't he just walk home?
18. 2019-04-26 at 2:39 PM UTC

    #18
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    You can come to my house then
19. 2019-04-26 at 2:41 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Wtf? Men don't sleep over at my house, I have a daughter.
    I was just curious why he wouldn't just go home to sleep in his own bed. If they drank too much, couldn't he just walk home?

    
    I was actually posting from bed right before she texted.
    
    Its up the street.
    
    I could have walked home.
    
    But I like even just sleeping on her couch over my lonesome bed. Her place smells nice.
20. 2019-04-26 at 2:41 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Gadzooks, you can lay next to me. My bed is warm and open to the public.
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