a spidey just went by on the floor

1. 2019-04-18 at 1:41 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i just stared at it and it stared at me so i blew air at it so it would keep it moving.
   
   is it poisonous? how the hell would i know what a violin looks like. folks the spider is out of sight now
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2. 2019-04-18 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #2
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   You're in extreme danger.
   
   Evacute immediately.
3. 2019-04-18 at 1:45 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Spiders are our friends.
   
   
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4. 2019-04-18 at 1:47 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   We've got Black Widows here.
5. 2019-04-18 at 1:56 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL We've got Black Widows here.

   
   Find a rich one.
6. 2019-04-18 at 1:57 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i dont like spiders but that exacto knife made me nervous for him. was on the edge of my seat, would watch again
7. 2019-04-18 at 2:01 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor was on the edge of my seat

   
   A knife edge even..
8. 2019-04-26 at 1:19 AM UTC

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   Admin African Astronaut
   I let some stay at my place. Only if they look okay.
9. 2019-04-26 at 2:42 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm arachnophobic.
   
   It's simply a lifestyle choice I find repulsive.
   
   If they'd just stay inside their own webs rather than try to push their agenda, I might be more tolerant.
10. 2019-04-26 at 2:45 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor i just stared at it and it stared at me so i blew air at it so it would keep it moving.
    
    is it poisonous? how the hell would i know what a violin looks like. folks the spider is out of sight now

    
    Pick it up and look at its belly to see if she has a red hourglass shaped tattoo.. Then its a biker bitch spidey
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