When getting on That Bus; More creativly

1. 2019-04-24 at 4:02 AM UTC

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   Krow African Astronaut
   Instead of hanging yourself by the neck from a ceiling or tree. Try climbing into a large Church Or School Bell and hang yourself from the clapper by your feet and let it bang your head against the side of the bell until you bleed out of your ears and eyes.
2. 2019-04-24 at 6 AM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Die slow
3. 2019-04-24 at 6:12 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   super glue your hands to your head and you will rip off your own head
4. 2019-04-24 at 7:10 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   I like the "tie a noose to a tree and drive away at full speed in a convertible" idea personally.
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   • Nil
5. 2019-04-24 at 7:12 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Go on a mass shooting
6. 2019-04-24 at 7:15 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   go to a mental health pro and let them kill u with love
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   • gadzooks
7. 2019-04-24 at 7:17 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   And then do a rape
8. 2019-04-24 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've always wanted to swan dive into a wood chipper but I know I'd never have the balls
9. 2019-04-24 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   Cheer up brolo don't be so grim. Do u need a hug big brolo
10. 2019-04-24 at 5:29 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
11. 2019-04-24 at 5:34 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Krow Instead of hanging yourself by the neck from a ceiling or tree. Try climbing into a large Church Or School Bell and hang yourself from the clapper by your feet and let it bang your head against the side of the bell until you bleed out of your ears and eyes.

    
    I was listening to Symphony No. 5 when I read this and idk why but it made it funny.
12. 2019-04-24 at 5:34 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    peedy becomes more obnoxious and self righteous day by day
13. 2019-04-24 at 8:09 PM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby peedy becomes more obnoxious and self righteous day by day

    
    not self righteous. just pointing out hypocrisy I witness day to day. everyone else has the say. I barely voiced opinions regarding these matters. It's not self righteous regarding the original visitation of this site. Someone in my area used it as a name for a wifi. I just typed it into the URL. I don't know who it is. I think it's "Matt"?
    
    but take for instance, you name yourself peedy when I clearly said it was P.T. PeeT or Peetee.
    
    still you word gamed my nik so why can't i word play your UN? i didn't even steal your avatar (yet.. lil'B_)
14. 2019-04-24 at 8:10 PM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut
    and Yes, I was tripping hard when I saw TOTSE background.
15. 2019-04-24 at 8:13 PM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala I was listening to Symphony No. 5 when I read this and idk why but it made it funny.

    
    The Overture of DU DU DU DUUUUUU?
    
    

    Originally posted by A College Professor Cheer up brolo don't be so grim. Do u need a hug big brolo

    
    That shit sound's codie as-fuq just say what you mean.
    
    

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I've always wanted to swan dive into a wood chipper but I know I'd never have the balls

    
    head first is the easy way out.. just let it slowly grab the cuff of your pants or shoe and go from there.
16. 2019-04-24 at 8:14 PM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Hanging is sooooo last century, what am I a criminal? a nigger? No.
    
    Inert gas seems like the ultimate way to pussy out, get hypoxic and then die, no pain.
17. 2019-04-24 at 8:22 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Before you do it though go live in the woods for a while and get back to nature. You might start to enjoy life when you are not focusing on the shit that put you in that frame of mind to begin with, a bit of camping, fishing, hunting etc..get a friendly bear friend too like Grizzly Adams.
18. 2019-04-24 at 8:42 PM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Before you do it though go live in the woods for a while and get back to nature. You might start to enjoy life when you are not focusing on the shit that put you in that frame of mind to begin with, a bit of camping, fishing, hunting etc..get a friendly bear friend too like Grizzly Adams.

    
    that would be cool.. didn't he have an old man with a white beard visit him. I could be that dude (Hard to find the cast one that show.. it was mostly him and the bear.. what was the bears name? Hollywood should do a block buster but well written and not after the TV version. one of the few Independence films on TV in 16mm .. kind of.. great show though.
19. 2019-04-24 at 8:46 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Denver Plye as the old guy...same guy who was Uncle Jesse in the Dukes of Hazzard
    
    
20. 2019-04-24 at 8:52 PM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Denver Plye as the old guy…same guy who was Uncle Jesse in the Dukes of Hazzard
    
    

    
    I could play him in a film. I wouldn't get the part because of the SAG Union and some whiny known actor asking "Who the fuck is this guy?"
    
    But I would audition. I need to use this shit I paid for. I was going to try out for Commercials.. maybe get a national spot on my first try ;)