Bananas Could Go Extinct... Panama Disease

1. 2019-04-22 at 8:58 PM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Krow Maybe Vinnie is stating you could compile a hotlink a transparent Box with software like camtasia software and hack it to work in YouTube's compiler uplink?

   
   I would have to be the man in the middle for that.
2. 2019-04-22 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #22
   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL But most good viruses run in memory anyways. They only leave a copy of themselves on the harddrive, but they don't need to.

   
   And they'd be gone after a reboot, or flipping the power switch. Years ago I saw some ways to infect what was meant to be read only memory, but most viruses aren't going to be able to do that. The vast majority will be flushed down the toilet after a reboot, if the OS is only loaded into RAM, and the hard drive isn't connected. Anyway I never had to worry about that. Just loaded a fast linux distro into RAM and if I ever got any malicious code, I'd just reboot and it'd be gone entirely.
   
   Most people are just really brainwashed and dumb, so they won't ever do anything like this.
3. 2019-04-22 at 9:07 PM UTC

   #23
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Look up the term "terminate and stay resident".
4. 2019-04-23 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Tfw banana splits won't exist in 20 years
5. 2019-04-23 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   Not a lot of fruit or produce have the vitamins packed in one item. Banana's are great for leg cramps or preventing them after the gym or other cardio workouts.
6. 2019-04-23 at 4:09 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Krow Not a lot of fruit or produce have the vitamins packed in one item. Banana's are great for leg cramps or preventing them after the gym or other cardio workouts.

   
   or you can lace your plate with banana leaves and put freshly fried foods on them.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Krow
7. 2019-04-23 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #27
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
8. 2019-04-23 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #28
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
9. 2019-04-23 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   What will girls practice putting condoms on now?! carrots? cucumbers?... nothing is more seductive than fruit
10. 2019-04-23 at 4:24 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost What will girls practice putting condoms on now?! carrots? cucumbers?… nothing is more seductive than fruit

    
    Kiwi.. they're like a round funny looking green banana.. related to the banana aren't they?
11. 2019-04-23 at 12 PM UTC

    #31
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks

    
    Who the fuck eats a banana like that, NO ONE, that's who.
12. 2019-04-23 at 1:09 PM UTC

    #32
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who the fuck eats a banana like that, NO ONE, that's who.

    
    She's not eating it, though, she's sucking it off.
13. 2019-04-23 at 1:18 PM UTC

    #33
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL She's not eating it, though, she's sucking it off.

    
    what does she expect it to do??? recockulous...and why even bother peeling it.
14. 2019-04-23 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Krow African Astronaut
    Al-pha Dudes break off banana's in pieces and never hold the banana up to the face.
15. 2019-04-23 at 6:51 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Krow Al-pha Dudes break off banana's in pieces and never hold the banana up to the face.

    
    I point it like a gun
16. 2019-04-24 at 4:07 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost I point it like a gun

    
    before you place it in your gaping anus?
17. 2019-04-24 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #37
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Krow Al-pha Dudes break off banana's in pieces and never hold the banana up to the face.

    
    Real men slice it up and put it in vanilla pudding.
18. 2019-04-24 at 3:24 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Krow before you place it in your gaping anus?

    
    ur a gay
19. 2019-04-24 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #39
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Just ate one, it was fine...4 more in the fridge..they might be good for 1 more day then they are going to go soggy and shit.
20. 2019-04-24 at 7:42 PM UTC

    #40
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Funny how you never see guys licking honey buns for practice.