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There is a serial flasher at large in my area.

  1. 2019-04-17 at 3:48 AM UTC
    #1
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Thats the kinda of story I'm hoping to see when I check the news. I hope he causes a little bit more drama before he's caught.
  2. 2019-04-17 at 4:12 AM UTC
    #2
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    be the see you want to change.
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  3. 2019-04-17 at 4:13 AM UTC
    #3
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Change the see you want to be
  4. 2019-04-17 at 4:26 AM UTC
    #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    See the be to change you want
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  5. 2019-04-17 at 4:28 AM UTC
    #5
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    want to see the change you be.
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  6. 2019-04-17 at 4:28 AM UTC
    #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    change to see the want you be
  7. 2019-04-17 at 4:31 AM UTC
    #7
    CandyRein Black Hole
    See the be change you want
  8. 2019-04-17 at 4:31 AM UTC
    #8
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Ahhh hell...
  9. 2019-04-17 at 4:34 AM UTC
    #9
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    be you change the see to want
  10. 2019-04-17 at 4:36 AM UTC
    #10
    CandyRein Black Hole
    To want the change be see you
  11. 2019-04-17 at 4:36 AM UTC
    #11
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    want to change the be you see
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  12. 2019-04-17 at 6:56 AM UTC
    #12
    CandyRein Black Hole
    You change the be see want to
  13. 2019-04-17 at 7:35 PM UTC
    #13
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Pee on the seat you want
  14. 2019-04-17 at 7:38 PM UTC
    #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    For realz, tho, I used to be a security guard long ago, and the site I worked at had a serial flasher on the loose (I SWEAR TO GOD, I am fully aware this was the entire plot to a Seth Rogen movie, but this was my life too apparently).

    I had to keep a lookout for him, but he was mainly targeting surrounding parks and schools and so on, not the mall within my own personal purview.

    No idea if he ended up getting caught, tho...
  15. 2019-04-17 at 7:38 PM UTC
    #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    How large exactly?
  16. 2019-04-17 at 7:51 PM UTC
    #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost How large exactly?

    The flashers penis?

    No idea. There were insufficient serial flashers simultaneously operating in this small geographical area to warrant a specific description of this particular flasher's penis.

    All I remember was that he was described as in his early 20's and rode a bike to all his flashing spots.
  17. 2019-04-22 at 1:28 PM UTC
    #17
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Lol he was caught after committing another flashing.
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