I keep getting sectioned and going to.hospital just to get looked after by nurses

1. 2019-04-06 at 2:39 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   I think ive got a problem
   
   In probably about 18 month ive probably been in various hospitals 30+ times
   
   :/
2. 2019-04-06 at 2:40 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   lol
3. 2019-04-06 at 3:14 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   yes my idea of retirement plan B is smuggling an ounce of meth into a psych ward and just chilling out for a couple years
4. 2019-04-20 at 7:43 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   I've honestly thought about that myself. Something very appealing about being taken care of by lovely nurturers.
5. 2019-04-20 at 8:48 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   If you're in there for months and bedridden, do the nurses really jack you off so you don't get blueballs?
6. 2019-04-21 at 6:57 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If you're in there for months and bedridden, do the nurses really jack you off so you don't get blueballs?

   
   absolutely.👍
7. 2019-04-21 at 8:19 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by WellHung absolutely.👍

   
   I think they lay a small blanket over it and then go to work.
8. 2019-04-21 at 11:35 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   It's a sad state of affairs when the people don't get access to nurse handjobs, when I stand for office that will be my selling point.
9. 2019-04-21 at 11:50 PM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

   Originally posted by Ghost yes my idea of retirement plan B is smuggling an ounce of meth into a psych ward and just chilling out for a couple years

   
   My wife works in healthcare and they had a patient in the phsyc ward who was a young woman in the sex trade. Some dude was visiting everyday with a slurpee and she kept pissing hot after weeks. They finally realized he must be bringing in drugs. Security searched him and he was hiding baggies in the drink for her to use