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  1. #61
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Way bigger than me
  2. #62
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, they have to be developing, like from 11-17. thats when their body secretes this pheromone thing that make men who arent biologically related horny and beta.

    you dont have to sex them tho, being around them and huffing these pheromones in the air around them is sufficient.

    unless you want to, due to the effects of these pheromones.

    Oh, you!

  3. #63
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    A rare sighting for support





    With side profile for exxtra thiccness
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  4. #64
    Ghost Black Hole
    Jesus christ is everyone here over 200lbs?

    Get on the scrawny diet fatboys

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  5. #65
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lovely hourglass figure my dude.

    I think you're dying tho.

    Is at a cesarean scar on ur left hip or did u lose a bunch of weight?
  6. #66
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER A rare sighting for support



    With side profile for exxtra thiccness

    You're hitting the gym, though, and that's awesome.

    I've been letting myself go lately and have KINDA tried to work my way back into healthier habits... Like, I make sure I clock at least 5,000 steps a day (although some days I do fall short)... It's just walking, but I want to make it a habit.

    I also recently fixed the stationary bike I have at home (I had to buy an entire ratchet set just to fix it... WORTH IT THO). But I have to work my way back up gradually to where I once was (doing an hour a morning, five mornings a week).

    Right now, I consider 5 minutes an accomplishment.

    Like Lao Tzu says:

    "The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step."
  7. #67
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also I'm not a fatboy I'm a meatyboi. I've always thought it was weird that, as heavy as I am, I never got "fat guy appendages". Like you can normally tell if someone is fat by looking at their hands/feet.
  8. #68
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Jesus christ is everyone here over 200lbs?

    Get on the scrawny diet fatboys


    If I recall correctly, you're about mid 20's or so?

    In my early 20's, I was in perfect shape (or, at least, close to it).

    I'm not saying you're guaranteed to balloon up or anything. It doesn't happen to everyone.

    And, contrary to popular belief, metabolism doesn't really "slow down" with age... (it does kinda, but in negligible/trivial ways).

    But staying in decent shape takes a certain degree of effort. At least, it did/does for me.
  9. #69
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks If I recall correctly, you're about mid 20's or so?

    In my early 20's, I was in perfect shape (or, at least, close to it).

    I'm not saying you're guaranteed to balloon up or anything. It doesn't happen to everyone.

    And, contrary to popular belief, metabolism doesn't really "slow down" with age… (it does kinda, but in negligible/trivial ways).

    But staying in decent shape takes a certain degree of effort. At least, it did/does for me.

    Yeah i'm 25. Never been over 180lbs in my life, I eat like shit and I don't exercise. I want to start a weight loss TV show called "I can lose weight faster than you!" where I get really fat and then do a bunch of meth and don't eat for a month and become skinny in one season.

    Originally posted by CASPER Is at a cesarean scar on ur left hip or did u lose a bunch of weight?

    I have lots of stretch marks on both my hips for some reason, they have been there since I was 16
  10. #70
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    From the reading I've been doing, getting your heart rate up is more important than steps. I was doing 10k a day just from work, but nada. Buy a 10 dollar amazon yoga mat n do DDPs 15 min yoga routine each morning.i did thAt each morning for a couple weeks just to get my muscles primed to do shit again.
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  11. #71
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also, buy a cheap adjustable dumbell set. Put 15 lb on each. 20 half assed burpees with the weights in h as ne had me embarassibgly tired. And be honest with what you can do. No one is going to be judging you especially in your own living room
  12. #72
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER Also, buy a cheap adjustable dumbell set. Put 15 lb on each. 20 half assed burpees with the weights in h as ne had me embarassibgly tired. And be honest with what you can do. No one is going to be judging you especially in your own living room

    I actually have a pair of adjustable dumbells... Bought em literally nearly two decades ago... Durable as fuck.

    They go up to 45 kg, I believe.

    I also have a workout bench that I've been using as a coffee table, lol.

    But yeah, I do plan to get back on the health and fitness wagon.
  13. #73
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Yeah i'm 25. Never been over 180lbs in my life, I eat like shit and I don't exercise. I want to start a weight loss TV show called "I can lose weight faster than you!" where I get really fat and then do a bunch of meth and don't eat for a month and become skinny in one season.

    I literally tried using meth as a weight loss aid before (heck, it worked in Requiem for a Dream)... But I just couldn't keep it up daily for more than a few days.

    I always inevitably have to tap out.
  14. #74
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost I have lots of stretch marks on both my hips for some reason, they have been there since I was 16

    Yeah I got them in high school too. That's so weird tho. Thought you had to be fat and or muscle to get them.

    Props on the tasty nips tho.

    If you kill yourself like Justin, make sure to bequeef me ur nips so I can get a transplant.
  15. #75
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by gadzooks I actually have a pair of adjustable dumbells… Bought em literally nearly two decades ago… Durable as fuck.

    They go up to 45 kg, I believe.

    I also have a workout bench that I've been using as a coffee table, lol.

    But yeah, I do plan to get back on the health and fitness wagon.

    Make a deal where you can only shitpost on the bike. My gym has fast wifi, so I end up spending more time there than I intended.
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  16. #76
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER Make a deal where you can only shitpost on the bike. My gym has fast wifi, so I end up spending more time there than I intended.

    Legit starting this as of tomorrow morning.
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  17. #77
    Originally posted by gadzooks Like Lao Tzu says:

    "The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step."

    i have dreams of lightyears away,

    with the first step always a few steps away.
  18. #78
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost Jesus christ is everyone here over 200lbs?

    Get on the scrawny diet fatboys


    we definitely have a lot of fatty butt gonts and gorls here.
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  19. #79
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby we definitely have a lot of fatty butt gonts and gorls here.

    they don't know about that COCAINE LIFE
  20. #80
    Originally posted by Ghost I have lots of stretch marks on both my hips for some reason, they have been there since I was 16

    i hear they say hypno theraphy can get you back the memories you've lost or suppresed due to extreme trauma.
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