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  1. #41
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by mmQ Where are you toothbrushes ?

    Maybe up his butt??
  2. #42
    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Maybe up his butt??

    Did you see his hands? I'm thinking bathing might be monthly
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  3. #43
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Who Did you see his hands? I'm thinking bathing might be monthly

    Let's just pray it doesn't become Finny spam...

    😊
  4. #44
    brb, pming finity
  5. #45
    blaster master victim of incest
  6. #46
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I have to admit that my penis, when flaccid, is like 1 inch... It sometimes even inverts.

    But it does grow to a reasonable size when erect.

    I wonder why that is...

    But for that reason alone I will never be able to join the Wang Gang.

  7. #47
    blaster master victim of incest
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  8. #48
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks I have to admit that my penis, when flaccid, is like 1 inch… It sometimes even inverts.

    But it does grow to a reasonable size when erect.

    I wonder why that is…

    But for that reason alone I will never be able to join the Wang Gang.


    no judgements in the wang gang
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  9. #49
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by blaster master oh dude my shit is laughable soft.

    I suppose I could post an erection-selfie... I rarely get them though.

    I think I have borderline ED.

    It's not even just when I'm drunk... Even during the day, I have to "summon" an erection by putting on porn and playing with it a bit.

    I'm too young to be having this problem... I think.

    Do a lot of men in their mid-30's require viagra/cialis/etc?
  10. #50
    blaster master victim of incest
  11. #51
    blaster master victim of incest
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  12. #52
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by blaster master you might need a cock ring, a butt plug, and something a little more stimulating that porn…

    ask Who…

    Yeah I suppose I could experiment with some things...

    But every time I've actually had sex in the past, it's been spontaneous and entirely unexpected.

    So I would basically have to carry a cock ring and/or butt plug around with me everywhere, just in case.

    I can only picture myself being frisked by cops catching me drinking in public or smoking crack in some alley, and finding a bunch of sex paraphernalia... I don't know if I can handle that.
  13. #53
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by blaster master biggest delta value.

    Beautifully stated.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by gadzooks I suppose I could post an erection-selfie… I rarely get them though.

    I think I have borderline ED.

    It's not even just when I'm drunk… Even during the day, I have to "summon" an erection by putting on porn and playing with it a bit.

    I'm too young to be having this problem… I think.

    Do a lot of men in their mid-30's require viagra/cialis/etc?

    its your hormonal issue.

    get a teenage girlfriend and the pheromone shes dissipating into the air should get your testosterone level up.

    also check if your balls are still connected.
  15. #55
    blaster master victim of incest
  16. #56
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its your hormonal issue.

    get a teenage girlfriend and the pheromone shes dissipating into the air should get your testosterone level up.

    also check if your balls are still connected.

    I hooked up with a literal teenager about a year ago. SHE WAS NINETEEN, for the record, but a teenager all the same I guess.

    I did have a great time with her.

    But I can't just go and hit on teenage girls (19+)...

    And I'm not about to fuck an underage chick (for what should be obvious reasons).
  17. #57
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by blaster master listen to the frank zappa song dynamo hum, maybe youre like dynamo and you gotta get out of it before you get into it.

    I'll definitely have to check it out.
  18. #58
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by gadzooks I have to admit that my penis, when flaccid, is like 1 inch… It sometimes even inverts.

    But it does grow to a reasonable size when erect.

    I wonder why that is…

    But for that reason alone I will never be able to join the Wang Gang.


    Imagine if you were 6'7", 360lb

    Last time I measured, I'm actually a little over 7" but those optics.....yikes.

    Work on the dick fat bruh. It's all the sick fats fault.

    First girl I fucked was incredibly cute. Had a crush on her for years. Couldn't even get it up bc meth/anxiety. Then the next 2 or 3 times became a self fulfilling prophecy. She was cool about it though and knew I was a virgin. Eventually worked out.

    Point is when you get that in your head its bound to happen.

    10 Year No Tang/ Rarely Seen Wang Gang.....4 Lyfe.
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  19. #59
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER Imagine if you were 6'7", 360lb

    Man, that's intense... I mean, the height... I'm a whopping 6'2" or so, and people always comment on MY height... I can only imagine how much you get that kind of thing.

    Originally posted by CASPER Work on the dick fat bruh. It's all the sick fats fault.

    That's my current plan of attack as we speak.

    I went from 300 lbs to 200 lbs recently, and noticed that it seemed a lot bigger...

    But then I regained a tad more than half of that... So it's back to dick fat mode.



    Originally posted by CASPER First girl I fucked was incredibly cute. Had a crush on her for years. Couldn't even get it up bc meth/anxiety. Then the next 2 or 3 times became a self fulfilling prophecy. She was cool about it though and knew I was a virgin. Eventually worked out.

    Point is when you get that in your head its bound to happen.

    10 Year No Tang/ Rarely Seen Wang Gang…..4 Lyfe.

    I know that feel.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by gadzooks I hooked up with a literal teenager about a year ago. SHE WAS NINETEEN, for the record, but a teenager all the same I guess.

    I did have a great time with her.

    But I can't just go and hit on teenage girls (19+)…

    And I'm not about to fuck an underage chick (for what should be obvious reasons).

    no, they have to be developing, like from 11-17. thats when their body secretes this pheromone thing that make men who arent biologically related horny and beta.

    you dont have to sex them tho, being around them and huffing these pheromones in the air around them is sufficient.

    unless you want to, due to the effects of these pheromones.
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