I am so good at pushing people away I am literally a sumo wrestler

1. 2019-04-19 at 2:47 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I own absolutely nothing I do and never will
2. 2019-04-19 at 2:50 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
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   • Sudo
3. 2019-04-19 at 3:12 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   
4. 2019-04-19 at 3:22 AM UTC

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   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   You are figuratively a sumo wrestler.
   
   An actual, "literal" sumo wrestler is not present here.
5. 2019-04-19 at 3:26 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   .....if i could fly............
   .....see the world beneath me.....
   .....feel as though i'm set free.....
6. 2019-04-19 at 3:44 AM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by BummyMofo You are figuratively a sumo wrestler.
   
   An actual, "literal" sumo wrestler is not present here.

   
   https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally
   
   

   b —used to emphasize the truth and accuracy of a statement or description
   The party was attended by literally hundreds of people.

7. 2019-04-19 at 3:45 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by BummyMofo You are figuratively a sumo wrestler.
   
   An actual, "literal" sumo wrestler is not present here.

   
   what the fuck do you know about me bitch? I am literally yokozuna
8. 2019-04-19 at 3:47 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally
   

   b —used to emphasize the truth and accuracy of a statement or description
   The party was attended by literally hundreds of people.

   
   What... The... Fuck...?
   
   That has to be a recent addition due to it's frequent use as an intensifier by the current generation.
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9. 2019-04-19 at 3:50 AM UTC

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   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally

   
   People shouldn't be using it like that, it's clear that you're an idiot if you do. My God, raise the fucking bar for the language you speak. Let's have adjectives and adverbs which actually have distinct meanings. Why should a word mean one thing, and also the opposite thing? That's retarded and you know it.
10. 2019-04-19 at 4 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by BummyMofo People shouldn't be using it like that, it's clear that you're an idiot if you do. My God, raise the fucking bar for the language you speak. Let's have adjectives and adverbs which actually have distinct meanings. Why should a word mean one thing, and also the opposite thing? That's retarded and you know it.

    
    your clearly misunderestimating people's television gents
11. 2019-04-19 at 4:32 AM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Languages are cool that way.