putting in a pizza while running for beer

1. 2019-04-18 at 12:55 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   double tasking
2. 2019-04-18 at 1:02 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   ..burning down the house
3. 2019-04-18 at 1:03 PM UTC

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   inert_observer Houston
   @6 AM
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • DontTellEm
4. 2019-04-18 at 1:18 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   folks the pizzA is done to perfection and the beer is cold folks
   
   
5. 2019-04-18 at 1:18 PM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by inert_observer @6 AM

   
   Lol smh
6. 2019-04-18 at 1:19 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I used to do that shit all the time
   
   I have renters insurance, fuck it
7. 2019-04-18 at 1:20 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by inert_observer @6 AM

   
   ghood point folk, i should call off for work right now
8. 2019-04-18 at 3:07 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Cooking while boozing is a terrible idea in my experience
9. 2019-04-18 at 3:10 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   hmm worked fine for me
10. 2019-04-18 at 3:33 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by inert_observer @6 AM

    
    I used to get shit from the attendants at the hillbilly-ass gas station where I used to live for buying twelve-packs every day the moment they opened, 5:30 am. I left work at 5:15am and it took me approximately 15 minutes to get home
    
    It's amazing the number of people that apparently think the world stops at night