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  1. #1
    y36mg motherfucker [our clonal flashy cusco]
    I really just want to go fuck off sometimes, any tips out there on how to do so?
  2. #2
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Sorry, I'm too busy being retired and doing nothing to bother with you.
  3. #3
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    1. Jack up car
    2. Remove front tire
    3. Place head directly under rim
    4. Press jack release button
  4. #4
    y36mg motherfucker [our clonal flashy cusco]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL 1. Jack up car
    2. Remove front tire
    3. Place head directly under rim
    4. Press jack release button
    Affirmative, will do.
  5. #5
    y36mg motherfucker [our clonal flashy cusco]
    Originally posted by stl1 Sorry, I'm too busy being retired and doing nothing to bother with you.

    Fuck off
  6. #6
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You could create something beneficial.
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  8. #8
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by y36mg Affirmative, will do.

    Report back and let us know how it worked out.
  9. #9
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Who doesn't know how to fuck off?
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    In other news, a man was found under the front wheel of his car with his head crushed in today, and his phone contained a lasting image of a thread on a site called, Niggas in Space, with one user recommending the deceased place his head under the car. Police are investigating.
  11. #11
    y36mg motherfucker [our clonal flashy cusco]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL In other news, a man was found under the front wheel of his car with his head crushed in today, and his phone contained a lasting image of a thread on a site called, Niggas in Space, with one user recommending the deceased place his head under the car. Police are investigating.
    Can no report feeling no pain and indeed have succeeded in fucking off. Currently on route to purchase pack of cigarettes
  12. #12
    y36mg motherfucker [our clonal flashy cusco]
    Originally posted by mashlehash You could create something beneficial.

    Essentially my entire existence relies upon creating only nonbeneficial manners of fucking off
  13. #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The trash fire is warm
    But nowhere safe from the storm
    And I can't bear to see what I've let me be
    So wicked and worn

    So as I write to you
    Of what's done and to do
    Maybe you'll understand and won't cry for this man
    'Cause low man is due

    Please forgive me

    So low, the sky's all I see
    All I want from you is forgive me
    So you bring this poor dog in from the rain
    Though he just wants right back out again

    So as I write to you
    Of what's done and to do
    Maybe you’ll understand and won’t cry for this man
    ‘Cause low man is due

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