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Cats are really smart / weird

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    My cat archie, a blue tabby Is a young man, he's 1.5 years old and very crazy. At night when I go to sleep I listen to an alternating play list of kiss/slipknot songs mixed with conspiracy podcast.

    He now knows how to turn the computer screen light on by tapping the mouse tracking pad and It will wake me up and I will look at him and he's standing on two legs with his hands on the keyboard looking at me like "whutchu doin' cheeeken?!"

    and I'll feed him some snax and play with him and we will go back to bed, then when I go to sleep he will kiss me and I will push him away then he will push the mouse again (funny how he knows thats a mouse) and this will go on for all hours of the night.

    Just a lil while ago I went to the store to get somethings and I noticed the screen on the window where he lays by was kinda wonked out, i tried to fix it but was in a hurry so i just shut the window.

    When I come back the window screen is on the ground and the windows open and he's sitting next to the door sleeping in the sun. I pick him up and we go in and we eat. It's kinda crazy, I knew cats were smart but I didn't think they were that smart.

    I almost want to now put an IP cam in my place to see what he does when I'm gone, he probably eats my peanut butter or something.





    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-01T21:55:03.905355+00:00
  2. #2
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I listen to an alternating play list of kiss/slipknot songs mixed with conspiracy podcast.

    I listen to slayer and no agenda.

    Cats are such derpadews man, they are good times indeed.
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by blackbird

    lol you should see my blinds, he's totally fucked them up
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I listen to slayer and no agenda.

    Cats are such derpadews man, they are good times indeed.

    hell yea, never heard of no agenda until now, they are pretty rad pop punk

  6. #6
    bling bling Dark Matter
    i gotta feed my tiger medible tomrow she still sick and she has anger prodlems
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by bling bling i gotta feed my tiger medible tomrow she still sick and she has anger prodlems

    is that the green tiger?
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hell yea, never heard of no agenda until now, they are pretty rad pop punk

    i meant the podcast.

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