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  1. #1
    They made us play this in middle school. When we hit the back button repeatedly it looked like we were taking away the rice and the teacher got mad lol.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i generated 550 grains of rice
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by A College Professor i generated 550 grains of rice

    Ill make you a deal, anything you like within reason and you can pay me in rice?


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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    sounds Chinese

    whenever I think of small grains of rice I think about the proverb about the guy who beat the king of chinastan at something and requested a grain of rice that multiplied exponentially every week 64 times, one for every piece on the chessboard.
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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sudo sounds Chinese

    whenever I think of small grains of rice I think about the proverb about the guy who beat the king of chinastan at something and requested a grain of rice that multiplied exponentially every week 64 times, one for every piece on the chessboard.

    Thanks dude, you just fucked up may husstle.


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    I emailed them and asked them to send me a photo of the 70 grains of rice I generated with my name on a postit next to them to prove they are actually following through.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo sounds Chinese

    whenever I think of small grains of rice I think about the proverb about the guy who beat the king of chinastan at something and requested a grain of rice that multiplied exponentially every week 64 times, one for every piece on the chessboard.

    reminds me of a movie I saw when I was a kid, it was about a chinese vampire

    apparently the only thing that keeps chinese vampires out is white rice sprinkled on the floor, so when the master of the house sees the vampire coming he sprinkles rice from the kitchen all over the floor. turns out the maid had been stealing some of the (expensive) white rice and replacing it with brown rice, so the next 10 minutes are so were just the vampire hopping after the guy, goofily knocking down doors with headbutts and shit
  9. #9
    We must be around the same age because I remember my teachers having us play this shit in school too. And it always ended in a debate of wether they were actually accurately donating or not.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    One of my earliest memories of school was trying to find porn on ask jeeves. I was like whoa technology this is amazing.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost One of my earliest memories of school was trying to find porn on ask jeeves. I was like whoa technology this is amazing.

    http://distefano.com/

    this is one of the first sites I ever saw on the internet

    I'm amazed it's still up
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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by aldra http://distefano.com/

    this is one of the first sites I ever saw on the internet

    I'm amazed it's still up

    Ah man, the internet was so much cooler back then.

    Remember before all the idiots got online? When it was still just a little too complicated and a bit too slow to captivate their short little attention spans?

    Broadband got a lot to answer for.


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