You know what they should have..m

1. 2019-04-16 at 5:12 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Artificial indoor beaches with a bigass HD screen playing a 10 video of nice scenery with like sailboats, clouds, etc, and a small pool with little actual waves coming up to the "beach" with real sand, and cabanna for you to sit in with a hidden/disguised fan blowing a nice "breeze".
   
   Some company should start up something like that where you can rent the room.
2. 2019-04-16 at 5:14 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
3. 2019-04-16 at 5:15 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Well that was easy.
4. 2019-04-16 at 5:17 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   That's not quite what I meant exactly, and having to share it with dozens of other people is gay.
5. 2019-04-16 at 5:19 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick That's not quite what I meant exactly, and having to share it with dozens of other people is gay.

   
   then just buy a truck load of sand a kids paddling pool, a 50" TV and paint the inside of your shed blue with fluffy painted clouds.
   
   Job done.
6. 2019-04-16 at 5:19 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick That's not quite what I meant exactly, and having to share it with dozens of other people is gay.

   
   If you have enough money I'm sure you could rent it out for yourself, but if you had the money to do that you could just go to a real beach. Point is, you're fucked.
7. 2019-04-16 at 5:22 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson then just buy a truck load of sand a kids paddling pool, a 50" TV and paint the inside of your shed blue with fluffy painted clouds.
   
   Job done.

   
   Good idea, I'll let you use for only $5 an hour 👍
8. 2019-04-16 at 5:49 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Not realistic, where's all the floating plastic, I want the full experience.
9. 2019-04-16 at 11:56 PM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Artificial indoor beaches with a bigass HD screen playing a 10 video of nice scenery with like sailboats, clouds, etc, and a small pool with little actual waves coming up to the "beach" with real sand, and cabanna for you to sit in with a hidden/disguised fan blowing a nice "breeze".
   
   Some company should start up something like that where you can rent the room.

   
   They already have it, fagbag.
10. 2019-04-17 at 12:36 AM UTC

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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just eat a bunch of acid and climb in the bathtub with an umbrella and a fan blowing on you and you won't know the difference