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Okay. My days of procrastination are over.

  1. #1
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    I'm going to quit marijuana and start seriously studying programming

    my goal is to make enough money doing programming within five years so I can buy a house

    I'm going to approach this like a video game
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    HEY OP POST A PIC OF UR MOMS BUTTHOLE!
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria I'm going to quit marijuana and start seriously studying programming

    my goal is to make enough money doing programming within five years so I can buy a house

    I'm going to approach this like a video game

    you're a fucking retard. pajeet chandala trash will do your job for 10 dollars an hour. programmers are glorified typists. get a real job.
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by snab_snib you're a fucking retard. pajeet chandala trash will do your job for 10 dollars an hour. programmers are glorified typists. get a real job.

    What do you do?
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    Bueno motherfucker
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun What do you do?

    i'm a mechanic






    Originally posted by Bueno poo code is shit code.

    which is good enough, especially at the price they pay.

    super mission critical stuff still pays good, no matter what you're doing. guess what, you're not going to be doing that in five years time, not even 20 years time, unless you're genetically gifted, which, if you were, you wouldn't be dude weeding and thinking you're gonna have a real job by 'studying programming'.
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    That's a classroom and you are not a mechanic until you get your certificate and 10 years experience.
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun That's a classroom and you are not a mechanic until you get your certificate and 10 years experience.

    yeah. it is a classroom. it's where i work.
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I thought those who can't do teach or something?
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by snab_snib yeah. it is a classroom. it's where i work.

    My apologies, mistook you for OP for some 6 beer reason.
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    While I have a good job, I'd like to eventually teach the newbies coming up.
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    Bueno motherfucker
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    Shrooms Houston
    Literally no one want to hire mechanics you're an idiot that think high end engine will make them rich get some real tech skills and maintain things that need fixing you white whore
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    Originally posted by snab_snib yeah. it is a classroom. it's where i work.

    mechanics work in classrooms these days ?
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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    After you finish one last quarter ounce
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    Originally posted by Erekshun While I have a good job, I'd like to eventually teach the newbies coming up.

    no you don't, unless you want every year to go like this:

    you teach ten people the complexities of your job, having ALL of their fuckups on your record, then having eight of them quit within months, one of them constantly do stupid shit while saying "boner said it was alright" and the only one that turns out decent fired for failing a drug test
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib i'm a mechanic








    which is good enough, especially at the price they pay.

    super mission critical stuff still pays good, no matter what you're doing. guess what, you're not going to be doing that in five years time, not even 20 years time, unless you're genetically gifted, which, if you were, you wouldn't be dude weeding and thinking you're gonna have a real job by 'studying programming'.

    You are a slave, a cuck, a robot.
    I am an artist, a creative, a visionary.
    That is the difference between you and I.
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    yeah, why do american coders get paid as well as they do? it seems like an extremely outsourceable job.
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    Originally posted by JĎ…icebox no you don't, unless you want every year to go like this:

    you teach ten people the complexities of your job, having ALL of their fuckups on your record, then having eight of them quit within months, one of them constantly do stupid shit while saying "boner said it was alright" and the only one that turns out decent happens to have feelings for you, which he tells you all about one day.

    more like it.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by DietPiano yeah, why do american coders get paid as well as they do? it seems like an extremely outsourceable job.

    communication skills.
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