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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    a skanky girl just said she wanted to hang out and I just said "hahaha" which is what th kids today call "curving" someone which is what you need to do to every junkie scumbag you find
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  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    "Life ain't shit but a fat vagina."
  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    If every man were judged by the places his fingers have been, I wouldn't want to live in that world. Nevermind that I wouldn't be allowed.
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  5. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by gadzooks "Life ain't shit but a fat vagina."

    [video]https://g.co/kgs/NfJS4y[/video]

    quoted.
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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick If every man were judged by the places his fingers have been, I wouldn't want to live in that world. Nevermind that I wouldn't be allowed.

    True dat.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil quoted.

    I fucked that quote job up.

    Like everything in life.

  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You're hopeless!

    :(
  9. Ido b ZOOKIE come to Seattle. I'll show you where u can buy crack (probably), and I'll show you where the bums sleep. We can go to the bar during the day.
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  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    1) get better dealers

    2) If anyone who ISNT a homie wants to fuck a pro in your house, they buy you a complimentary blowie. Motel rooms aren't free.

    3) If at anytime anyone in your house is annoying or making you feel shitty, remember that there's a gas leak and the gas co panny is coming so they need to get all their shit and DIP, immediately.


    Shit nigga aren't you older than me? There's rules to this shit,
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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER 1) get better dealers

    My problem is that I don't like saving dealers numbers (opting instead to score on the street corner every time) because then I can delude myself into believing i'm not an addict, just an occasional user.

    I know the logic is flawed. But the urge kicks in when I'm drunk, and I live in a straight up cesspool town of degeneracy. Its almost like it's official town policy to be a drug user and/or criminal of some kind around here. So there's no shortage of supply.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER 3) If at anytime anyone in your house is annoying or making you feel shitty, remember that there's a gas leak and the gas co panny is coming so they need to get all their shit and DIP, immediately.

    This one right here... Its going in the old bag of tricks ASAP. Love everything about it.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER Shit nigga aren't you older than me?

    34 going on 20 mentally/reaponsibility-wise, going on like 60 bodily/health wise.

    I know I need a change. I'm definitely working on it.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Ido b ZOOKIE come to Seattle. I'll show you where u can buy crack (probably), and I'll show you where the bums sleep. We can go to the bar during the day.

    Man that ain't that far at all... Seattle is the nearest major city to Vancouver (which I live right outside of)... Other than Victoria at least.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by gadzooks My problem is that I don't like saving dealers numbers (opting instead to score on the street corner every time) because then I can delude myself into believing i'm not an addict, just an occasional user.

    I know the logic is flawed. But the urge kicks in when I'm drunk, and I live in a straight up cesspool town of degeneracy. Its almost like it's official town policy to be a drug user and/or criminal of some kind around here. So there's no shortage of supply.

    Yeah not developing a repoire with a normal dealer is just an excellent way to get ripped off and shitty quality drugs. A dealer that sees you as a source of regular income is less likely to rip you off.
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  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by gadzooks 34 going on 20 mentally/reaponsibility-wise, going on like 60 bodily/health wise.

    I know I need a change. I'm definitely working on it.

    Ditto.

    I'm fighting with mommy rn. At this point all i can do is laugh and say "you're totally right".
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  17. Originally posted by gadzooks Man that ain't that far at all… Seattle is the nearest major city to Vancouver (which I live right outside of)… Other than Victoria at least.

    holla @ pm for more info
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by gadzooks Also blond hair and blue eyes. That's my new thing.

  19. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol @fighting with mommy
  20. Originally posted by gadzooks My finger smells like vagina.

    I'm not sure I like it.

    Probably semen too if she's a hooker.
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