Originally posted by πΏ
NOT ME CAUSE IM A RICH BITCH
You've Got It Made in the shade with a cool glass of lemonade. Thanks Gram and Gramps... for putting me on Easy Street. Don't make me work hard to earn anything on my own... cuz that would be too inconvenient.πβ€
Folks the Motel 6 has run out of toilet paper and Matt is currently running around his motel room in circles frantically trying to get the dingleberries out of his asshole hairs. This is causing him much discomfort.
Heβs also run out of money for food and his blood sugar is dangerously low which is causing him to thrash his head into his phone in an effort to eat the goddamn thing.
Originally posted by ohfralala
Folks the Motel 6 has run out of toilet paper and Matt is currently running around his motel room in circles frantically trying to get the dingleberries out of his asshole hairs. This is causing him much discomfort.
Heβs also run out of money for food and his blood sugar is dangerously low which is causing him to thrash his head into his phone in an effort to eat the goddamn thing.
Please bear with him. This too shall pass.
You're simply not funny. try harder from now on, fat girl.π