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  1. #1
    Why only male and female?

    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
  2. #2
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    heu heu heu, he made the attack helicopter joke again. That one never gets old, no matter how many times I hear it or how unfunny it was to start with.
  3. #3
    Lanny, totse smileys when?
  4. #4
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Oh man, one day. Too drunk to fuck with it now but I have to deal with niggas tomorrow so hopefully I can piggyback some of my todo list here on that bout of sobriety.
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Are you too drunk to just hurry up and add the thanks shit so I can get a few confidence boosters per day?
  6. #6
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    yes, most def, but that shit be on the way blood.
  7. #7
    Thank you for ignoring this suggestion

    Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-04-23T12:13:10.013964+00:00
  8. #8
    I'm trans, I just decided right now. I'm a girl.

    Don't hit on me silly boys~
  9. #9
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    heu heu heu, he made the attack helicopter joke again. That one never gets old, no matter how many times I hear it or how unfunny it was to start with.


    Wait, you don't think it's funny? Sure, it's blown out of proportion but the key message is in there, which is absolutely funny.
  10. #10
    CandyRein Black Hole
    ROFL@ identity as an attack helicopter

    I suggest they add zodiac signs to the profiles so I know how to approach said profile in a more effective manor when engaging in the forum experience
  11. #11
    CandyRein Black Hole
    *identify

    My apologies .. was laughing and coughin on cannibud marijeed
  12. #12
    In active thanks withdrawal. They dried up since I since started poasting more like scron and mash.


    But that is me.
  13. #13
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CandyRein ROFL@ identity as an attack helicopter

    I suggest they add zodiac signs to the profiles so I know how to approach said profile in a more effective manor when engaging in the forum experience

    I'm a Virgo (the virgin).

  14. #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man “Apache”

    Those non-utf characters, doe.
  15. #15
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #16
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CandyRein ROFL@ identity as an attack helicopter

    I suggest they add zodiac signs to the profiles so I know how to approach said profile in a more effective manor when engaging in the forum experience

    I'm a snake person. Just so you know.
  17. #17
    Im aquaman
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