2015-07-11 at 12:19 AM UTC
Why only male and female?
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
2015-07-11 at 2:29 AM UTC
heu heu heu, he made the attack helicopter joke again. That one never gets old, no matter how many times I hear it or how unfunny it was to start with.
2015-07-11 at 2:35 AM UTC
Lanny, totse smileys when?
2015-07-11 at 2:46 AM UTC
Oh man, one day. Too drunk to fuck with it now but I have to deal with niggas tomorrow so hopefully I can piggyback some of my todo list here on that bout of sobriety.
2015-07-11 at 3:23 AM UTC
Are you too drunk to just hurry up and add the thanks shit so I can get a few confidence boosters per day?
2015-07-11 at 4:48 AM UTC
yes, most def, but that shit be on the way blood.
2015-07-11 at 9:13 PM UTC
Thank you for ignoring this suggestion
Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-04-23T12:13:10.013964+00:00
2015-07-12 at 3:28 PM UTC
I'm trans, I just decided right now. I'm a girl.
Don't hit on me silly boys~
2019-04-14 at 12:11 AM UTC
ROFL@ identity as an attack helicopter
I suggest they add zodiac signs to the profiles so I know how to approach said profile in a more effective manor when engaging in the forum experience
2019-04-14 at 12:15 AM UTC
*identify
My apologies .. was laughing and coughin on cannibud marijeed
2019-04-14 at 12:55 AM UTC
In active thanks withdrawal. They dried up since I since started poasting more like scron and mash.
But that is me.
2019-04-14 at 12:13 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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