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Am I a loser? (roast sploo thread)

  1. #1
    :/
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  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    The day you're a loser is the day you stop believing in yourself and believe everyone else -Bill Krozby

    /thread

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-01T00:59:12.714335+00:00

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-01T01:03:34.832898+00:00
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    No :P
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yes

    your dad doesn't even want to molest you anymore





    you're supposed to post a picture for a roast thread though
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    You're what you do.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    ...Katie doesn't think you're a loser.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^yeah this is one of the worst roast's ever, here's a song by future Bill Krozby



    "some will sing, some will lose, some will always beeee derpaddeeewws!!!1!" - Bill Krozby

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-01T01:19:16.809843+00:00
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by aldra you're supposed to post a picture for a roast thread though



    look at this fucking guy
  9. #9
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    wear make up
  10. #10
    You're smart enough to make LSD, right?. Most people can't grasp such simple things.. You can go very far.. Have you made your first thousand dollars yet?, or the second? or third?, etc etc, or blown it/lost it, had it stolen.

    Experience means more than IQ, physical health, wealth, anything. You can be a king and have less EXPERIENCE than a peasant on the street corner whos been alive way longer. Experience above all. Routine is the antithesis of experience. It's exactly like runescape/video games.

    These games seem a lot like real life because for the most part they are based on very human concepts of leveling up, becoming stronger, adventuring. I really think Fallout 2 is almost the perfect simulation of reality. Lots of russian hardcore gamers agree with me so they play these kinds of games for their gritty realism.

    Also you are still young. You should hit a time warp once you hit you 20'S AND things start to shift but subtly, very subtly every day. Also your sacrament usage is very important in this time period.\, drinking, drugs, smoking, etc. None is best obviously. Also diet is important.

    I don't think anyone should be on MAOIS, SSRI's or anti depressents before the age of 30. They just fuck with brain chemistry so much.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    makeup and lsd on!





    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-01T01:53:40.268809+00:00
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby "some will sing, some will lose, some will always beeee derpaddeeewws!!!1!" - Bill Krozby

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-01T01:19:16.809843+00:00

    Post of the fucking millenium right here. Go home folks Bill Krozby just out did us all.


    He is living proof you can become a legend just by experience alone. Bill Krozby has more experience than anyone because he lives in Austin which is like the most fucked city on earth next to the african ones.
  13. #13
    Why does no one want to insult me why is everyone so supportive of me ???
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    ur spesh
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the holy ghost Why does no one want to insult me why is everyone so supportive of me ???

    cause we're gonna be positive here for now on faggot, you can't bring us down, bitch. Now smile you candyass

    =)
  16. #16
    bling bling Dark Matter
    u got pubess on ur head man
  17. #17
    Originally posted by bling bling u got pubess on ur head man

    this is true my hair often looks bad

    more
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the holy ghost this is true my hair often looks bad

    more

    You could try pantene-pro-v-for-silky-soft- pussy hairs. or just not wash your hair at all except with hot water and baking soda.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-01T03:14:29.013620+00:00
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    Originally posted by the holy ghost Why does no one want to insult me why is everyone so supportive of me ???

    We have been plotting to gang beat you in PM's. When we lure you into a false sense of security and you get invited to the niggasin.space meetup (conveniently located in your town) you are given a few drinks or some coffee, either way its all drugged. And we all take turns punching and kicking you and insulting you while forcing you to empty all your bank accounts.

    See we wont do this immediately because everyone knows you have nothing, destroying you now would be pointless. But getting your life on track, building it up and get lots of money.

    This has been in the works for a while now. Roshambo is running the show.
  20. #20
    Scronaldo is a try hard faggot loser

    Sploo is a slutty piece of shit whose introversion in a biproduct of his father not molesting him violently enough. You look like a lesbian sjw with an even worse grasp of contemporary issues. If you were assigned a job based on your utility you'd be an isosceles triangulator/rape victim which when combined gives the collective salary of "kill yourself." I however think The best use for you is as a severed head on your apathetic parents lawn serving as a warning for other undesirables who contribute nothing and just smoke fake weed all day. You are classified as "persons who do not respond to my PMs promptly (scourges on society)" and should be treated accordingly. The only use for you would be to study the effects of prolonged exposure to fake weed on the weakest individual in the human race.

    You deserve to be raped by all people too ugly and disabled to have sex by conventional means. The world is worse for your existence. I hope your father molests you to death with a flaming yardstick covered in Ebola
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