User Controls

Aldra will be the first one to tell you that yes, indeed, kangaroos can be quite dangerous...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, go ahead and piss one off, and u might get your lights punched out.👍
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Kangaroos will fuck your shit right up
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    Shoot and eat
  4. #4
    the dropbear is more vicious and cunning though
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Shoot and eat

    eats shoots and leaves
  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III the dropbear is more vicious and cunning though

    Shut up, faggot.❤
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III the dropbear is more vicious and cunning though

    im sure spectral will have a great story to share about his many drop bear encounters
  8. #8
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    With a kangaroo, you have to come in low and fast and get it in a firm headlock, then twist on its neck until it says uncle.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL With a kangaroo, you have to come in low and fast and get it in a firm headlock, then twist on its neck until it says uncle.

    That's the only thing that's worked for me... if you try to out strike them you're doomed.👍
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    Kangaroo jack
Jump to Top