If you tried as hard as you could do you think you could be a famous comedian?

1. 2016-11-30 at 12:17 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Or even half ass tried? Louis CK makes it seem easy, he just says shit about jackin off etc and hes a famous comedian, so why can't you or me?
2. 2016-11-30 at 12:42 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You know whats the most important thing about comedy?TIMING!
   
   That joke does not translate well into text.
3. 2016-11-30 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd rather kill myself on a stage than entertain some assholes.
   
   Well, fuck....
4. 2016-11-30 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   To answer you question, no. I'd be terrible. I couldn't do it.
5. 2016-11-30 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yes I would just do a lot of coke and cut myself on stage.
6. 2016-11-30 at 4:49 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Yeah, I'm pretty sure I could. I would just do a bunch of bundy and walk out on the stage and start screaming as loud as I could.
   
   I've been practicing slap stick routines since I was a kid.
   
   
7. 2016-11-30 at 4:59 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Absolutely, Doug. Your whole life is a joke. How couldyou ever fail?
8. 2016-11-30 at 5:19 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^never saw that one coming huehueheuheu
9. 2016-11-30 at 5:47 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I would just do a bunch of bundy and walk out on the stage and start screaming as loud as I could.

   
   you're stealing my routine you'd be the Carlos Mencia of comedy
10. 2016-11-30 at 6:30 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RisiR Absolutely, Doug. Your whole life is a joke. How couldyou ever fail?

    
    
11. 2016-11-30 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #11
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    I'm a man of many talents, unlike risir
12. 2016-12-01 at 1:15 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    So I don't fuck my wife anymore :dragoffcig:

13. 2016-12-01 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If any of you were stand up comedians you'd get the hook and boo'd off stage.
14. 2016-12-04 at 2:06 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    *bump*