ATTN: Actor

1. 2016-11-30 at 8:41 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I went to the beach today and discovered something awesome that you need to do.
   
   Go into the ocean when you need to piss really bad, stare at a hot chick and then start pissing. The piss will be orgasmic, and it'll be a really sexual experience for you. Trust me, go try it.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • antinatalism
2. 2016-11-30 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bump for actor.
3. 2016-11-30 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can you just walk to the beach with your surfboard and jump on a wave?
   
   What the fuck, man.
4. 2016-11-30 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Enter how come we never talk on Skype anymore? I miss you.
5. 2016-11-30 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You two Skyped?./
6. 2016-11-30 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I accidentally posted while laughing so hard.
7. 2016-11-30 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hahahahahajahahwngukjpjts7&%+9
8. 2016-11-30 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR You two Skyped?./

   
   We're old chums... we used to talk all the time... I miss him. :(
9. 2016-11-30 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I hope this is true.
10. 2016-11-30 at 2:49 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What did you talk about and does he have a beard and play Rugby?
11. 2016-11-30 at 3:04 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR What did you talk about and does he have a beard and play Rugby?

    
    It's been a while since we talked. He might have a beard now. I don't know... we just talked about life and our aspirations and gossiped about stuff. You know, typical queer things.
12. 2016-11-30 at 3:13 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You're a fucking liar, as well.
13. 2016-11-30 at 3:18 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR You're a fucking liar, as well.

    
    I'm HTS. I don't lie, RisiR.
14. 2016-11-30 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ok..... I'm sorry.
    
    I knew who you are, you onow that. I get it, though. Just sayn.
15. 2016-11-30 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #15
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    now enter only uses tox
16. 2016-11-30 at 4:02 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm not close to any beaches. Maybe a pool or hot tub.
17. 2016-12-04 at 9:14 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    zimmy