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Print these vouchers and u can get a free mcdonalds yo

  1. #41
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    MacDonald's here use the 100% beef burgers due to EU regulations. So its not like the shitty 'beef' patties the american MacDonald's use. They're a pretty good quick and cheap snack over here.


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  2. #42
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Narc We get that same offer printed on the back of bus tickets here.


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    Same

    I love those new touchscreens, not having to speak the student ginger wankers is great.
  3. #43
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Instigator Same

    I love those new touchscreens, not having to speak the student ginger wankers is great.

    I hate that whole system they have now where you get a number and wait for your number to come up on the screen to pick up your order. They literally turned fast food into slow food with that shit.


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  4. #44
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Anyway I only use cash in real life offline dealings so I've never used those touchscreen things they have.


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  5. #45
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Narc Anyway I only use cash in real life offline dealings so I've never used those touchscreen things they have.

    the screens make sense if you're paying with a card but they often try to make you use them if you're paying with cash too

    in that case you just enter what you want, print out the receipt, hand it to the cashier and they have to enter the shit manually anyway so I don't really see why they bother
  6. #46
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Instigator Same

    I love those new touchscreens, not having to speak the student ginger wankers is great.

    I bet you use self serve tills in ASDA to avoid social interaction.
  7. #47
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by aldra the screens make sense if you're paying with a card but they often try to make you use them if you're paying with cash too

    in that case you just enter what you want, print out the receipt, hand it to the cashier and they have to enter the shit manually anyway so I don't really see why they bother

    I've never seen that here. They always have one or two people serving cash customers. I doubt it would really bother me tho. I can't see how its a big deal tbh, its just ordering food in mcdiks is all.


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  8. #48
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Octavian I bet you use self serve tills in ASDA to avoid social interaction.

    Course I do

    Having to smile at people and tell them I dont want a bag is hard work.
  9. #49
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian I bet you use self serve tills in ASDA to avoid social interaction.

    I do actually yeah. Its actually awesome being able to buy all the expensive fruit and veg for the price of its weight in potato's.


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  10. #50
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Narc I do actually yeah. Its actually awesome being able to buy all the expensive fruit and veg for the price of its weight in potato's.


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    I rob loads of beef jerky then say there's an error. They just come over and press a few buttons, fucking retards.
  11. #51
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    mcdonald’s here they do a rice soup thingy called khao

    it’s proper shit
  12. #52
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Grylls mcdonald’s here they do a rice soup thingy called khao

    it’s proper shit

    Sounds it


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  13. #53
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc I hate that whole system they have now where you get a number and wait for your number to come up on the screen to pick up your order. They literally turned fast food into slow food with that shit.


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    It's baby steps in progress.. they will update a firmware and move it quicker over time
  14. #54
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Krow It's baby steps in progress.. they will update a firmware and move it quicker over time

    Its coz of how long it takes to make your order up. Before they just filled up the thing with burgers and shit and when you ordered they just grabbed what you asked for and gave it to you. Now you gotta wait while they make everyone's burgers and shit as they ask for them. Then when they've made the burgers of all the other people with a lower number than you they only then start making yours up. I just order now and go outside for a smoke. Fuck standing there surrounded by fat chavvy muppets with screaming kids and shit waiting for a number to slowly climb up the screen. Its like the old days of waiting for a crisis loan in the dss ffs.


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  15. #55
    Octavian motherfucker
    I thought that screen was a menu display.


    Wow.

    Mind you I seldom venture into McDonald's. It's just another corporate population control method too slowly kill the poor.
  16. #56
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc Its coz of how long it takes to make your order up. Before they just filled up the thing with burgers and shit and when you ordered they just grabbed what you asked for and gave it to you. Now you gotta wait while they make everyone's burgers and shit as they ask for them. Then when they've made the burgers of all the other people with a lower number than you they only then start making yours up. I just order now and go outside for a smoke. Fuck standing there surrounded by fat chavvy muppets with screaming kids and shit waiting for a number to slowly climb up the screen. Its like the old days of waiting for a crisis loan in the dss ffs.


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    I was watching a documentary of how McDonalds AI restaurants will basicly have you drive through (or walk up) and place your order and it has various gizmo-servo devices (like Amazons conveyor belts moving in all directions) fry the burgers hot, everything placed on the bun to your liking and shit it out on a dump-coneyor like a 50 pound bag of concrete at a mix factory.
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    Krow African Astronaut
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Krow I was watching a documentary of how McDonalds AI restaurants will basicly have you drive through (or walk up) and place your order and it has various gizmo-servo devices (like Amazons conveyor belts moving in all directions) fry the burgers hot, everything placed on the bun to your liking and shit it out on a dump-coneyor like a 50 pound bag of concrete at a mix factory.

    You know its coming.

    Sounds fucking horrible doesn't it? I mean I know mcdiks staff can be dumb as fuck but its still some personal touch involved. And of course its very difficult to complain to machines when they fuck it up.


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  19. #59
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc I do actually yeah. Its actually awesome being able to buy all the expensive fruit and veg for the price of its weight in potato's.


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    Those organics always ring up for bananas. I must accidentally type in 4011 for the PLU.
  20. #60
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Krow

    Is that soylent? Who showed you this??
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