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1. 2019-04-12 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #21
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I haven't successfully penetrated a woman until completion in like 10 years (save for my one lost love from a couple years ago).
2. 2019-04-12 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #22
   whoami Tuskegee Airman
   nigger
3. 2019-04-12 at 9:43 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I do enjoy the thrill of the chase, I'm like Zooks in that regard. I just what to find a girl who doesn't suck dick for coke and has more than one fucking brain cell.
   
   Just registered on plenty of fish.
4. 2019-04-12 at 10:23 PM UTC

   #24
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Octavian Don't worry m8 we have our ways. When I come to Canada I'll teach you some tricks 👍

   
   Octavian are you trying to get gay?
5. 2019-04-15 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hi Enter.
6. 2019-04-15 at 5:10 AM UTC

   #26
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   You can't get hung up on that. Mid 20s and lower- sure. Women at that age are kinda just looking for canydbois with tight butts, perfect teeth and shiny toned, abs. But after they've been in enough of those relationships to know really good looking guys are often dicks bc they don't have to do anything other than look goodi-t's kind of just down to your vibe and personality.
   
   There's always going to be dudes that are more charismatic, better looking than you. If you let that keep you inside getting hammered all day, you'll die old and alone and with an atrophied, useless dick.
   
   I'm definitely not one of the most attractive dudes here, but I take solace in the fact I'm at least okay looking, fairly smart, decent personality, and with cock as wholesome and awe inspiring as a national monument.
   
   I guess what I'm saying is: you do you nigga. Fuck what pretty boy does.
7. 2019-04-15 at 5:18 AM UTC

   #27
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Octavian I do enjoy the thrill of the chase, I'm like Zooks in that regard. I just what to find a girl who doesn't suck dick for coke and has more than one fucking brain cell.
   
   Just registered on plenty of fish.

   
   How long you trying to chase though?
   
   I think there's a fine lin between being patient and just getting dragged around. Between someone who needs time, and someone who just wants a pretend boyfriend without having to put for effort on their end.
   
   At this point I'm just looking for a cool chick to drive around with and do fun stuff. Put my hand down her pants in the booth at a restaurant. Smoke weed and binge watch 90s movies and go to baseball games.
   
   Someone who can be honest and not play weird boy/girl games like lying about being in trouble to see if I respond. Or ignoring texts for a week until I get annoyed, only to reply right after.
   
   Idk if that's even possible though. Lol.